Quotes / Through His Stomach

I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what she cooks like - beef, pork, chicken, mmmm...
—Chien-Po, "A Girl Worth Fighting For", Mulan

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.

Some girls can bake a pie
Made up of prunes and quinces;
Some make an oyster fry—
Others are good at blintzes.
Some lovely girls have done
Wonders with turkey stuffin's;
But I have found the one
Who can really make corn muffins!
Wintergreen, Of Thee I Sing

Captain Egbert looks it over, looking calmly curious and not one whisper of nervousness about him. Things turn into a staring contest in a hot second.
"Cupcake?" Egbert asks casually, and holds out a pastry fished from his desk. Karkat snatches it before Dave can remind him to be careful, but no new graze blooms bright red on his Captain's dark fingers.
Okay, then. Bribery by food is a go.

"You had me at 'five-course', you lost me at 'romantic', and you got me back at 'dinner'."

"Bit by bit, I've gotten Link to open up to me. It turns out he's quite a glutton. He can't resist a delicious meal!"