Quotes / This Is Reality

Reality is not constructed in the same manner as movies or dramas, novels or manga. That's a disappointment to you, isn't it? The protagonists in the entertainment world, one day, suddenly, will find themselves faced with an unrealistic phenomenon, sense trouble, and will find themselves placed in a situation which could hardly be called pleasant. In the majority of cases, those stories' protagonists will, using intellect, bravery, a hidden power, or through developing an unspecified talent, overturn their broken-down circumstances. However, those are stories which undoubtedly can only occur in the fictional world. And it's because they are fiction that they are consequently realized in the entertainment world. If we were to posit that a world like in movies, dramas, novels, and manga was made to be ubiquitously visible in everyday life, then those forms of entertainment would not longer be entertainment, they would be documentaries.

We're not in a novel.
Foaly, Artemis Fowl, "The Atlantis Complex, Chapter 5 Onward and Outward"

Giselle: What sort of awful place is this?
Robert: It's reality!

David: Is this a game or is this real?
WOPR: What's the difference?

There's dozens of our men looking at the Death House right now because they got snitched off. Not infiltrated - those movies where they put undercovers in prison, never happen. Couldn't happen.

If her life was novel, she have already dismissed it as the most melodramatic, unrealistic tripe she'd ever laid eyes on[.]
Fire by Enithermon

Lt Tirebiter: I mean, in whose movie?
Judge: This is no movie. This is real.
Lt Tirebiter: Which reel?
Judge: The last reel of this vintage motion picture, Highschool Madness. Lot Number M dash 25. Black and White. 35 millimeter...
—The fictional movie Highschool Madness, from the audio production Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers, by The Firesign Theatre, as recorded in The Firesign Theatre's Big Book Of Plays

Dr Cox: Look, I know you all curl up on your futons at night dreaming of cracking a real-life medical mystery so that some Doctor-slash-supermodel will want to touch your eruption button, but here's the bad news. This isn't a TV show, there aren't any cameras over here, real medical mysteries don't happen every week and doctors damn sure don't look like models. They look like Rex.
Rex: ...What?
Dr Cox: Chin up, you ugly bastard.

So who's resetting those traps then? Louise asked, more to herself.
She almost expected some hideous and reptilian voice to call out I am, but that only happened in cliched stories.

[Siesta's] life was not like A Country Maid in the Hall of the Duke! This would end badly, no matter what those romance novels had said! She lived in reality, dammit!

"Halflings!" laughed the rider that stood beside Éomer. "Halflings! But they are only a little people in old songs and children's tales out of the North. Do we walk in legends or on the green earth in the daylight?"

Irving Lambert: Looks like there's an active alarm system...
Sam Fisher: Let me guess - three alarms and the mission's over?
Irving Lambert: Of course not! This is no video game, Fisher.

Donovan: Robo, if nothing else today, then disabuse yourself of this mad notion that the real world is anything like your scientifiction magazines.
Robo: You'd be surprised.
Atomic Robo and the Deadly Art of Science

Spinnerette: What am I going to do? I didn't know real superheroes could get sued by fictional superheroes!

My own pretty words aside, life is no play. We meet people once, and never see them again]]. There is no shape to events, no point at which we turn to the audience for praise. No time at which we step behind the stage, to see the actors changing their wigs, and painting their faces, and muttering their lines.

Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science-fiction.
Zoe: We live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?
Firefly, "Objects in Space"

A drama has a progressive plot, an emotional climax and a resolution. But our lives aren't like that. All we get day after day are a bunch of vague anxieties that are never really resolved.
Kaoru Yamazaki, Welcome to the N.H.K.

Life is not some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true! So let it go.
Chief Bogo, Zootopia

There's an old saying that the phoenix will rise up from the flame,
But this ain't no drama off Broadway or courtroom video game!

Logan:You read these in your spare time? Oh yeah, Charles, we got ourselves an X-men fan. You do know they're all bullshit right? Maybe a quarter of it happens but not like this. In the real world, people die! And no self-promoting asshole in a fucking leotard can stop it! This is ice cream for bed-wetters!
Charles: Logan...
Logan: That nurse has been feeding her some grade-A bullshit.
Charles: I dont think Laura needs reminders of life's impermanence.

"Because life is a gradual series of revelations
That occur over a period of time
It's not some carefully crafted story
It's a mess, and we're all gonna die
If you saw a movie that was like real life
You'd be like, "What the hell was that movie about?
It was really all over the place."
Life doesn't make narrative sense."
Josh Groban, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: "The End of the Movie"

Julie: This isn't some lesson teaching little kids show, this is REAL! I'm REALLY beating you in a virtual reality game where you appear on goldfish, and I'm better than a person who uses plant magic!