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It took me a while to figure it out... but just now, as we were all fighting, and yelling at each other, and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, "man, this is torture". And then it hit me — they're never gonna call a train to take us to the Bad Place. They can't, because we're already here. This is the Bad Place.

Gorm Kjotvesson: (He runs in axes in hand eager to be welcomed with open arms in Valhalla) Wait. Wait! This is not the hall of five hundred doors. This is not the rock of the fallen. Where are the women on the winged horses? (He drops to his knees as he realizes how utterly fucked in death he is) Where are the Choosers of the Slain? (Eivor stands before him) You. My blood enemy.
Eivor: This is Niflheim, the hell of mist and cold. This is where the faithless come to die again. This is where ghosts fade to mist, to be forgotten.
Assassin's Creed: Valhalla, in Eivor's White Void Room conversation with Gorm Kjotvesson after killing him.

Tommy: Wilbur, what's heaven like?!
(Dead) Wilbur: It's red and hot!

"'Excuse me, sir! There must be someone you've confused me for
If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
I really don't belong here
I know you've heard the tune before!'
Screaming at the demons as they pushed him through the door"
That Handsome Devil, "Charlie's Inferno"

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