23rd Oct: It's time for the Second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest! Details here.
You ain't gonna believe this, chief — right in the middle of interstate 13 — the biggest orgy you ever saw! Cars and people strewn all over the place — traffic already backed up 8-10 miles!.
Yeah! They say some woman with pink hair ran amok!
— Sweet Chastity
Said Max, "Thirteen, that floor obscene,
Is hidden from human sight;
But once a year it doth appear,
On this Walpurgis Night.
Ere you peril your soul in murderer's role,
Heed those who sinned of yore;
The path they trod led away from God,
And onto the thirteenth floor,
Where those they slew, a grisly crew,
Reproach them forevermore.