-> You ain't gonna believe this, chief -- right in the middle of interstate 13 -- the biggest orgy you ever saw! Cars and people strewn all over the place -- traffic already backed up 8-10 miles!.
-> Yeah! They say some woman with pink hair [[AnythingThatMoves ran amok!]]
-->-- ''Sweet Chastity''

->Said Max, "Thirteen, that floor obscene,\\
[[MissingFloor Is hidden from human sight;]]\\
But once a year it doth appear,\\
On this Walpurgis Night.\\
Ere you peril your soul in murderer's role,\\
Heed those who sinned of yore;\\
The path they trod led away from God,\\
And onto the thirteenth floor,\\
Where those they slew, a grisly crew,\\
Reproach them forevermore.
-->--Creator/OgdenNash, [[http://www.ogdennash.org/poems/a_tale_of_the_thirteenth_floor.htm "A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor"]]