"If I'm going to constantly stare at ass in this game, it might as well be a sexy one"
— The Thinker, In this Forum Post on the Escapist, trying to name that train of logic after himself.
"You drive for a while. I'm just going to perv out." (Ass shot) "Those pants are tight! I love you! I love you! God...you'd think that top would come off....Whoever made this game is a genius, because you have an organic reason to always be behind her and close."