Quotes / The Good The Bad And The Spandex II

_{The 9 Theses of the Fischer Kingdom}

_{1. HENCEFORTH, IT IS TO BE THAT ONLY THE DESTINED OF EQUAL STANDING MAY COURT THE ONE ABOVE ALL OTHERS—THUS ONE MUST TREAD CAREFULLY AND NOT FILL HER WITH SPITE, MUST NOT DRIVE HER TO RASHNESS, NOR RUB 'ER THE WRONG WAY AND CAUSE HER TO BRAKE DOWN. STEER CLEAR OF POTHOL—I MEAN PITFALLS, AND}

_{2. THOU SHALT BEHOLD AND HONOR THE FIRST BORN OF THE INSPIRATION. [ALONGSIDE THE INSCRIPTION, A MODEL T WITH A FRONT BUMPER ROUGHLY DRAWN INTO A SMILEY FACE IS PICTURED}]

_{3. EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD, AND THEY SHALL RULE FROM A CAR}

_{4. YOUR BAKERIES SHALL HAVE DRIVE-THROUGHS AND SWEET BREAD OR THOU SHALT HAVE TEARS}

_{5. THOSE WHO WALK THE SHADOWS AND WEAR HOODIES SHALT BE CODDLED AND CARED FOR}

_{6. IF THOU MUST REVEL IN DEBAUCHERY, THERE MUST BE NINJAS}

_{7. FORGOT NOT THY MOTOR OIL FOR THE ICHOR POINTS THE WAY TOWARDS THE INSPIRATION}

_{8. BETWEEN THE SEA AND THE LAND LIES THE REALM OF SAND}

_{9. LET 'ER RIP}

—This post by CenturyEye, also a Funny Moment

_{"FUCK YOU!" *proceeds to flip the bird with both hands*}

—Wilma, towards a statue of the Anti-Creator, expressing the general sentiment toward him