Revamped for the nineties!
So much more exciting!
Pointy elbows and lots of lightning!
Edgy and angry, so zesty and tangy!
There's new demographics
When nobody asked for it!
— "Xeriouxly Forxe" theme song (Homestar Runner April fool's toon)
Cause no one wants to know the man who stands for things we outgrow
He's too noble and too blind
We're all older now and we don't need someone to care about
The innocence we left behind
Don't touch that dial
It's just that goodness is out of style
Be dark, be cold (So conflicted)
No hand to hold (Heart constricted)
Dark knight, bright soul, (We're addicted)
No room here for the bold
— I Fight Dragons - No One Likes Superman Anymore
''These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex world of jet powered apes and time travel."
—Superman, JLA Classified
"Meet Switchblade McGurk, another punk-looking anti-hero running around a depressing post-apocalyptic city that's ripped off from Blade Runner. Crammed with plenty of violence and sleaze that readers will defend as 'cutting edge."
— MAD #382, "If Truth in Advertising Laws Applied to Comic Books"
"I tend to think that I've seen a lot of things over the past 15 years that have been a bizarre echo of somebody else's bad mood. It's not even their bad mood, it's mine, but they're still working out the ramifications of me being a bit grumpy 15 years ago."
David: Both Batman and Robinís costumes also come with blood packs. These guys really should be bulky like Liefeld heroes, if you think about it.
Laura: BLOOD PACKS sounds like it should have been an insane New 52 comic written and drawn by Rob Liefeld. Just blood-filled pouches as far as the eye can see.
David: Blood Pack was a DC comic, Laura.
Laura: NO. Did I just invent the past with my mind? When was this? Was it the í90s?
David: Of course it was.
"For a brief period during the Clone Saga, before Bob Harras waded in and decided Norman Osborn needed to come back to be Peterís Big Bad, the Green Goblin trademark was just kind of sitting around unused...hey, why not work a heroic Green Goblin into the Spider-man universe? ('Because thatís fucking stupid,' isnít an acceptable answer, either.)... The fact that Urich tried to call himself Green Goblin as a hero is the part of all this stupidity that really kills me. He couldíve used, like, the Flying Prankster or Happy Halloween Man, or anything that hadnít been used by a guy who killed people. Instead, he opts to do the equivalent of dressing up in a magical Adolf Hitler costume and striding out to become a superhero. This is not a fucking good idea. People arenít going to take it well. That didnít stop motherfucking Phil Urich."
—Topless Robot, "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories.. Just From The Clone Saga"
"As stated, it was the 90s when this comic was written. Alan Moore and Frank Miller's darker, grittier comics were already huge in America. Everyone was more inclined to damn The Man and less inclined to salute him, and so Superman's principles of justice and truth and whatnot were looking more and more old fashioned every day... The creators felt that Superman's moral, by-the-books boyscout routine was getting a little hokey, so they went ahead and violated everything that Superman stood for by having him grow a wicked beard, go shithouse-crazy on a couple of Hitlers and burn himself alive, and it was still one of the worst comics of all time."
"It's time to talk about a period of bleakness, a period of twisted humanoid aberrations and the decay of human morality. This is also known as the Dark Age of Comics."