"Okay, that makes no sense! You should not able to defy the laws of physics in the details of someone else's death! I should also mention one more time, that Ryuk said, things have to be PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!"
Death Note 2017 - Why it Sucks
"Oh, at least the prequels had original ideas. Who the fuck says shit like this? Original ideas aren't enough to make a movie good! And something can still be good without any original ideas! Stranger Things doesn't have any original ideas at all and it's generally seen as pretty good! Everybody likes it!"
Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 2 - The Prequels
"So Palpatine needs Padme dead, but he doesn't want to do it himself. So he asks Count Dooku to go kill Padme, but Count Dooku doesn't want to do it himself. So Count Dooku asks Jango Fett to go kill Padme, but Jango Fett doesn't want to do it himself. So he asks his shapeshifter friend to go kill Padme but the shapeshifter sends a robot to go kill Padme. And if you really wanna be an asshole, and get even more granular, the droid says "I'll send these little bugs to go kill Padme!" Note Palpatine sends a man who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends bugs TO GO KILL PADME! And what's even funnier is that after they chase the robot and the shapeshifter, Jango has a chance to go kill Padme, but instead he goes out of his way to assassinate the person he hired to assassinate PADME!!!
Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 2 - The Prequels
"The characters are wack! Calm Cool Guy! Calm Cool Guy! CALM COOL GUY! FUNNY COWARDS!"
Why I Don't Like Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
"So I think at this point, we're pretty far into the movie and I can officially say that this movie's shit! I don't understand why your dream Spider-Man movie is just an adaptation of the "Death of Gwen Stacy!" If I got a $100,000 to make a Spider-Man movie I would get fucking weird with it! I'd show things that haven't been shown before! Spider-Man is so rich with unique story opportunities and your dream movie is just one where he's sad that Gwen Stacy died? Again the idea was to make a movie that's comic book accurate; that's true to the character of Spider-Man. But I think the hunger for comic book accuracy has blinded Gavin. Because, yeah, the suit is comic accurate it looks great, the events in the story are comic book accurate, but when you peel off all of this surface level shit you are left with no flavor!"
Spider-Man Lotus: A Film Born From Spite"
