"[Don Juan] may be profligate, but is it not life, is it not the thing? Could any man have written it who has not lived in the world?–and [f]ooled in a post-chaise?–in a hackney-coach?–in a gondola?–in a court carriage?–in a vis a vis?–on a table?–and under it?"
I'm like your mistress, except you're not even married!
— Sherry, Broken Flowers
I have never paid a lira, a euro for sex. I say this also because, for those who love to conquer, the joy and the most beautiful satisfaction are in the conquest. If you have to pay, I ask you, what joy is there?
— Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi
Boy get your head out of the stars above
You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum love
You could make a convincing case for the word "witcher"
meaning a bloke who has sex with witches a lot, since even in the short time I was playing female magic-users were queuing up to nibble on my +69 staff of penetration.
Step 1, when in doubt, stay absolutely silent; step 2, when asked about your past, give vague, open-ended answers; step 3, have a great name; and finally, step 4, look fantastic in a suit, look fantastic in casual wear, look fantastic in anything
, sound good, smell good, kiss
good, strut around with supreme confidence, be uncannily successful at your job, blow people away everytime you say anything
, take six-hour lunches, disappear for weeks at a time, lie to everyone about everything, and drink and smoke constantly