History Quotes / TheCasanova

'''Barney:''' I do not buy dinner to get the 'yes'. Dinner's a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't. Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.

-> Step 1, when in doubt, stay absolutely silent; step 2, when asked about your past, give vague, open-ended answers; step 3, have a great name; and finally, step 4, look fantastic in a suit, look fantastic in casual wear, look fantastic in ''anything'', sound good, smell good, ''kiss'' good, strut around with supreme confidence, be uncannily successful at your job, blow people away everytime you say ''anything'', take six-hour lunches, disappear for weeks at a time, lie to everyone about everything, and drink and smoke '''constantly'''.

-> You could make a convincing case for the word [[VideoGame/TheWitcher "witcher"]] meaning a bloke who has sex with witches a lot, since even in the short time I was playing female magic-users were queuing up to nibble on my '' +69 staff of penetration.''

-->--'''Rick Blaine''' to '''Captain Louis Renault''', ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''

->''"I do not buy dinner to get the 'yes'. Dinner's a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't. Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her."''
-->-- '''Barney Stinson''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

[[AC:Film]]

->''"Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her."''

[[AC:Real Life]]
->''"[Literature/DonJuan] may be profligate, but is it not life, is it not the thing? Could any man have written it who has not lived in the world?–and [f]ooled in a post-chaise?–in a hackney-coach?–in a gondola?–in a court carriage?–in a vis a vis?–on a table?–and under it?"''
-->-- Actual letter written by '''Creator/LordByron'''

->I have never paid a lira, a euro for sex. I say this also because, for those who love to conquer, the joy and the most beautiful satisfaction are in the conquest. If you have to pay, I ask you, what joy is there?
-->-- '''Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi'''

->'''Magneto:''' Wolverine always gets the job done, and murdering Charles was something he was much looking forward to. He's only doing what he did when I sent him to kill that little despot in the gulf and the CEO of that corporation which was pumping all that wretched filth into the ocean. You know Wolverine. Holding off on a kill just means there's a woman he's trying to get into bed first.
-->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen''

->Another thing I neglected to mention last week is the beginning of one of the most unexpectedly game-changing stories from this era of {{Wrestling/WCW}}: Wrestling/RicFlair’s infatuation with [=Debra McMichael=].\\
Despite having [[PaidHarem a thick cadre of MILFs]] walking him to the ring already, Flair starts to notice Mongo’s wife in the crowd. He doesn’t respect relationship boundaries because he’s the f*cking Nature Boy, so he flirts with her and causes some tense conversations in the announce booth. ''“Look, not only is she married to ''me'' my friend, but she’s got way too much class for that punk.”''
-->-- '''[[http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2015/04/the-best-and-worst-of-wcw-monday-nitro-51596-dial-h-for-hogan/ Brandon Stroud]]''', "All because Ric Flair wanted a different color of mid-30s wrestling wife tail."

-->>-- '''Mac [=MacAnally=]''', "Minimum Love"

-->-->-- '''Mac MacAnally''', "Minimum Love"

-->''Boy get your head out of the stars above\\
You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum love''

->Another thing I neglected to mention last week is the beginning of one of the most unexpectedly game-changing stories from this era of {{Wrestling/WCW}}: Wrestling/RicFlair’s infatuation with [=Debra McMichael=].\\\

-->'''[[http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2015/04/the-best-and-worst-of-wcw-monday-nitro-51596-dial-h-for-hogan/ Brandon Stroud]]''', "All because Ric Flair wanted a different color of mid-30s wrestling wife tail."

-->--Actual letter written by '''Creator/LordByron'''

-> I'm like your mistress, except you're not even married!
-->-- '''Sherry''', ''Broken Flowers''

-> I have never paid a lira, a euro for sex. I say this also because, for those who love to conquer, the joy and the most beautiful satisfaction are in the conquest. If you have to pay, I ask you, what joy is there?

-->''Boy get your head out of the stars above\\
You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum love''

-> You could make a convincing case for the word [[VideoGame/TheWitcher "witcher"]] meaning a bloke who has sex with witches a lot, since even in the short time I was playing female magic-users were queuing up to nibble on my '' +69 staff of penetration.''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''

-> Step 1, when in doubt, stay absolutely silent; step 2, when asked about your past, give vague, open-ended answers; step 3, have a great name; and finally, step 4, look fantastic in a suit, look fantastic in casual wear, look fantastic in ''anything'', sound good, smell good, ''kiss'' good, strut around with supreme confidence, be uncannily successful at your job, blow people away everytime you say ''anything'', take six-hour lunches, disappear for weeks at a time, lie to everyone about everything, and drink and smoke '''constantly'''.
-->-- '''Don Draper''', [[http://www.hulu.com/watch/40972/saturday-night-live-don-drapers-guide Don Draper's Guide To Picking Up Women]]

->Another thing I neglected to mention last week is the beginning of one of the most unexpectedly game-changing stories from this era of {{Wrestling/WCW}}: Wrestling/RicFlair’s infatuation with [=Debra McMichael=].\\\
Despite having [[PaidHarem a thick cadre of MILFs]] walking him to the ring already, Flair starts to notice Mongo’s wife in the crowd. He doesn’t respect relationship boundaries because he’s the f*cking Nature Boy, so he flirts with her and causes some tense conversations in the announce booth. ''“Look, not only is she married to ''me'' my friend, but she’s got way too much class for that punk.”''
-->'''[[http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2015/04/the-best-and-worst-of-wcw-monday-nitro-51596-dial-h-for-hogan/ Brandon Stroud]]''', "All because Ric Flair wanted a different color of mid-30s wrestling wife tail."

->'''Magneto:''' Wolverine always gets the job done, and murdering Charles was something he was much looking forward to. He's only doing what he did when I sent him to kill that little despot in the gulf and the CEO of that corporation which was pumping all that wretched filth into the ocean. You know Wolverine. Holding off on a kill just means there's a woman he's trying to get into bed first.
-->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen''

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-->--Actual letter written by '''LordByron'''

->''"[DonJuan] may be profligate, but is it not life, is it not the thing? Could any man have written it who has not lived in the world?–and [f]ooled in a post-chaise?–in a hackney-coach?–in a gondola?–in a court carriage?–in a vis a vis?–on a table?–and under it?"''

-> You could make a convincing case for the word [[TheWitcher "witcher"]] meaning a bloke who has sex with witches a lot, since even in the short time I was playing female magic-users were queuing up to nibble on my '' +69 staff of penetration.''

Despite having [[PaidHarem a thick cadre of MILFs]] walking him to the ring already, [[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair]] starts to notice Mongo’s wife in the crowd. He doesn’t respect relationship boundaries because he’s the f*cking Nature Boy, so he flirts with her and causes some tense conversations in the announce booth. ''“Look, not only is she married to ''me'' my friend, but she’s got way too much class for that punk.”''

->Despite having [[PaidHarem a thick cadre of MILFs]] walking him to the ring already, [[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair]] starts to notice Mongo’s wife in the crowd. He doesn’t respect relationship boundaries because he’s the f*cking Nature Boy, so he flirts with her and causes some tense conversations in the announce booth. ''“Look, not only is she married to ''me'' my friend, but she’s got way too much class for that punk.”''\\\
Eventually this story involves wrestling football players, Mongo as a Horseman, the rise of Wrestling/JeffJarrett, Wrestling/BillGoldberg’s first feud and the loss of Pepe. All because Ric Flair wanted a different color of mid-30s wrestling wife tail.
-->'''[[http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2015/04/the-best-and-worst-of-wcw-monday-nitro-51596-dial-h-for-hogan/ Brandon Stroud]]''', "The Best and Worst of {{Wrestling/WCW}}"

->Despite having [[PaidHarem a thick cadre of MILFs]] walking him to the ring already, [[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair]] starts to notice Mongo’s wife in the crowd. He doesn’t respect relationship boundaries because he’s the f*cking Nature Boy, so he flirts with her and causes some tense conversations in the announce booth. “Look, not only is she married to me my friend, but she’s got way too much class for that punk.”\\\