"People think you're gay now, Finn. Do you know what that makes me? That makes me your BIG, GAY BEARD."
—Quinn Fabray, Glee
Penny: "Will you just play along until my dad leaves?"
Leonard: "Hold on. You actually want me to deceive your father with some sham, play-acting and kissing 'cause I'm GOOD with that!"
"The U.S. Mint also offers coins featuring the First Spouses! Impress friends and amuse surly newspaper vendors, who certainly won't beat you ferociously when you try to pay them with currency featuring images of Lucy Hayes and Ida McKinley, celebrating such achievements as 'organizing the first White House Easter Egg Roll' and 'crocheting slippers for charity'! So obsessed is the mint with the First Spouse series that they didn't let bachelor president James Buchanan disrupt their flow. They posthumously married him to the abstract concept of Liberty."