Santana: Have you ever heard about the term "beards"? It is when a gay man and woman date each other in order to hide the fact that they are gay. Like the Roosevelts. So you and I are going to be each others beards. Then we are going to win Prom King — and Queen and rule the school.

Dave: What if I say no?

Santana: Then I am going to tell everyone about you, and your life will be over. Only straight I am is straight up bitch. Are you in or not?

"People think you're gay now, Finn. Do you know what that makes me? That makes me your BIG, GAY BEARD."

Fifth Doctor: Does he still have that rubbish beard?

Tenth Doctor: No, no beard this time — well, a wife.