When the shadows descended and brutes had the throne
Like a creamsicle champion he fought them alone
With the flail of his fist every scoundrel lay slain
And forever more we remember his name
Like a creamsicle champion he fought them alone
With the flail of his fist every scoundrel lay slain
And forever more we remember his name
Daryl!
Like a scoliotic juggernaut he’s
Daryl!
Like the waterboy to Hercules he’s
Daryl!
With a power mullet baptized in luck
He is Super Daryl Deluxe!
Like a scoliotic juggernaut he’s
Daryl!
Like the waterboy to Hercules he’s
Daryl!
With a power mullet baptized in luck
He is Super Daryl Deluxe!
When our dreams lay in shambles and hope was all spent
Death-defying, barely trying, at most like 80%
Though on the telephone of history he answered the call
This whole f(eagle cry)ing game he says nothing at all
Death-defying, barely trying, at most like 80%
Though on the telephone of history he answered the call
This whole f(eagle cry)ing game he says nothing at all
Daryl!
Like the butter knife of Damocles he’s
Daryl!
Like a limp-wristed Valkyrie he’s
Daryl!
He’s the flame decals on your uncle’s truck
He is Super Daryl Deluxe!
Like the butter knife of Damocles he’s
Daryl!
Like a limp-wristed Valkyrie he’s
Daryl!
He’s the flame decals on your uncle’s truck
He is Super Daryl Deluxe!
Daryl!
Like a near-sighted manticore he’s
Daryl!
With like, ninja stars.. and... laser boots he's
Daryl!
Also like, turbo magic… and like a thousand girlfriends
Daryl!
Girlfriends!
Like a near-sighted manticore he’s
Daryl!
With like, ninja stars.. and... laser boots he's
Daryl!
Also like, turbo magic… and like a thousand girlfriends
Daryl!
Girlfriends!
Daryl!
Like a mouth-breathing Mjolnir he’s
Daryl!
Like a triple backflip Judo punch he’s
Daryl!
With an orthopedic solid mithril tux
He is Super Daryl Deluxe!
Like a mouth-breathing Mjolnir he’s
Daryl!
Like a triple backflip Judo punch he’s
Daryl!
With an orthopedic solid mithril tux
He is Super Daryl Deluxe!
