Quotes / Sunglasses at Night

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
Corey Hart: Sunglasses at Night

Unknown Soldier P1: Hold it, partner. I know the light's bad around here, but... I don't think that babe was that dark. Do you?
Roll Caskett: (Well, that's what they get for wearing their sunglasses in lighting like this...)

Vince Latello: Cause when you're cool, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day.
My Science Project

Random guy: Hey, can you see with those on?
The Corinthian: Yeah man, I can see. I can see everything just fine.

Bob Howard: Hey, what's with the mirrorshades? 'S nighttime, y'know?
Mook 1: It's the eyeliner. You think wearing mirrorshades at night looks stupid, you should try carrying an MP-5 with a black jumpsuit and beret while wearing eye shadow.
Mook 2: Cosmetics don't go with G.I. Joe.

Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Too many MC's not enough mikes, exit your show like I exit the turnpike
Dice and dynomite like Dolomite, double do's been like I don't Dick Van Dyke
Starlight to starbrite the freaks come out at night
Like my man Wyclef-"I wear my sunglasses at night"
The Fugees: How Many Mics?

Anna Navarre: Don't tell me you're going to wear your sunglasses during a night operation?
JC Denton: My vision is augmented.
Deus Ex

"Nice sunglasses, but it's night time, you dig?"
Random NPC, Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Dad: Ace, what time is it?
Ace: Seven o'clock!
Dad: PM! And you are not Corey Hart! You have neither the charisma nor the poise. I wear my tinted spectacles in the evening, so I can, so I can...read the periodicals.

Coach Pardus: Any questions about hunting in pitch-black night?
Bruno, Fiona and Rhonda: (thinking) Yeah. Why's Rudy wearing sunglasses?

Gendo Ikari wears sunglasses in the dark. BECAUSE HE CAN!
One of JesuOtaku's snark titles in his Neon Genesis Evangelion Mega Review

Anyone who wears Sunglasses at Night is an ass.
Official UK Playstation magazine issue 42, regarding Master Miller in it's review of Metal Gear Solid

Whenever I think of people who wear sunglasses indoors, I think of two things: douchebags who love attention and Jack Nicholson at the Oscars. But since the sedated horny badger wasn’t there last night, someone had to take his place as The Person Wearing Sunglasses Indoors For No Good Goddamn Reason, and it appears that person was Anna Wintour. I don’t know what’s more confusing: that Anna Wintour is wearing a pair of gas station sunglasses indoors, or that she was invited to the Oscars. Even Harvey Weinstein is like '“You feel cold…are you related to the statue or something?” ...she looks like the Upper West Side old money aunt of Cyclops from The X-Men.
DListed, "Well, I Guess Someone Had To Play The Part Of Jack Nicholson Last Night"

Lara is, at this very moment, learning why you don't wear sunglasses at night. Because you have to look over them to see anything. And then you notice that while you were stumbling around blind, some joker stuffed a flowering dandelion down your gun! Because we don't know what muzzle flashes look like!
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on the cover art of Tomb Raider III

Went out last Saturday night
Got myself in a knife fight
Everybody got cut includin' me
'Cause not one of us cats could see!
The Cramps, "Sunglasses After Dark"

Wesker: (during perimeter check) "Alright team, I want an update from each of you."
Chris: (over comlink) "Here's your update, Wesker: It's easier to see at night without sunglasses."
Wesker: (deadpan) "Right then, so Chris' update is that he's an asshole."

"And what's with these fucking shades!? You are indoors!"
Vincent Brooks to Boss, Catherine