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Quotes: Sunglasses at Night

Urban legend says that if Kunty Karl Lagerfeld removes his Chanel eye shields and you stare directly into the ruby crystal globes (filled with the tears of the village children) shoved his sockets, you will immediately shrivel into a platinum thread of dust and join the field of poor unfortunate souls on top of his head. Or you will get really obese and be banished into his dungeon so that he can amuse himself by making fun of you while he nibbles on black crow nails. I must have fallen asleep during that part in class, because I’m not sure which is the case. BUT thankfully, neither of those things happened in Monte Carlo yesterday when Kunty Karl took off his glasses at lunch with his human Baptiste Giabiconi and some other slaves. SOULS DID NOT FREEZE. Crisis averted for now.

And I feel like I’ve just caught Kunty Karl at his most intimate moment. Without his sunglasses, he doesn’t really look like the zombie king of the underworld who can shred the spirit of a newbie model by cackling into the night before her. He sort of looks…vulnerable…with those Charlie Brown eyes of his. Hmmm. This is almost like walking in on your naked abuelita. Let’s just pretend like this never happened.
Michael K., "Karl Lagerfeld Takes Off His Sunglasses, The World Does Not Freeze Over"

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
Corey Hart: Sunglasses at Night

Unknown Soldier P1: Hold it, partner. I know the light's bad around here, but... I don't think that babe was that dark. Do you?
Roll Caskett: (Well, that's what they get for wearing their sunglasses in lighting like this...)

Vince Latello: Cause when you're cool, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day.
My Science Project

Random guy: Hey, can you see with those on?
The Corinthian: Yeah man, I can see. I can see everything just fine.

Bob Howard: Hey, what's with the mirrorshades? 'S nighttime, y'know?
Mook 1: It's the eyeliner. You think wearing mirrorshades at night looks stupid, you should try carrying an MP-5 with a black jumpsuit and beret while wearing eye shadow.
Mook 2: Cosmetics don't go with G.I. Joe.

Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Too many MC's not enough mikes, exit your show like I exit the turnpike
Dice and dynomite like Dolomite, double do's been like I don't Dick Van Dyke
Starlight to starbrite the freaks come out at night
Like my man Wyclef-"I wear my sunglasses at night"
The Fugees: How Many Mics?

Anna Navarre: Don't tell me you're going to wear your sunglasses during a night operation?
JC Denton: My vision is augmented.
Deus Ex

Random NPC: Nice sunglasses, but it's night time, you dig?

Dad: Ace, what time is it?
Ace: Seven o'clock!
Dad: PM! And you are not Corey Hart! You have neither the charisma nor the poise. I wear my tinted spectacles in the evening, so I can, so I can...read the periodicals.

Coach Pardus: Any questions about hunting in pitch-black night?
Bruno, Fiona and Rhonda: (thinking) Yeah. Why's Rudy wearing sunglasses?

Gendo Ikari wears sunglasses in the dark. BECAUSE HE CAN!
One of JesuOtaku's snark titles in her Neon Genesis Evangelion Mega Review

Anyone who wears Sunglasses at Night is an ass.
Official UK Playstation magazine issue 42, regarding Master Miller in it's review of Metal Gear Solid