History Quotes / SunglassesAtNight

24th Sep '16 12:39:49 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''[[CapcomVsWhatever Namco x Capcom]]''

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-->-- ''[[CapcomVsWhatever Namco x Capcom]]''
''VideoGame/NamcoXCapcom''
12th May '16 5:37:03 PM PresidentStalkeyes
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->[[Franchise/TombRaider Lara]] is, at this very moment, learning why you don't wear sunglasses at night. Because you have to look over them to see anything. And then you notice that while you were stumbling around blind, [[ItMakesSenseInContext some joker stuffed a flowering dandelion down the barrel of your gun! Because we don't know what muzzle flashes look like!]]

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->[[Franchise/TombRaider Lara]] is, at this very moment, learning why you don't wear sunglasses at night. Because you have to look over them to see anything. And then you notice that while you were stumbling around blind, [[ItMakesSenseInContext some joker stuffed a flowering dandelion down the barrel of your gun! Because we don't know what muzzle flashes look like!]]
12th May '16 12:14:05 PM PresidentStalkeyes
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->[[Franchise/TombRaider Lara]] is, at this very moment, learning why you don't wear sunglasses at night. Because you have to look over them to see anything. And then you notice that while you were stumbling around blind, [[ItMakesSenseInContext some joker stuffed a flowering dandelion down the barrel of your gun! Because we don't know what muzzle flashes look like!]]
-->--''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]] on the cover art of '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMdtAJyMsic Tomb Raider III]]'''''
17th Feb '16 9:45:06 AM Rotide
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-->-- ''One of WebVideo/JesuOtaku's snark titles in her Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Mega Review''

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-->-- ''One of WebVideo/JesuOtaku's snark titles in her his Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Mega Review''
23rd Jul '15 5:48:54 PM nombretomado
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'''[[MegaManLegends Roll Caskett:]]''' (Well, that's what they get for wearing their sunglasses in lighting like this...)

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'''[[MegaManLegends '''[[VideoGame/MegaManLegends Roll Caskett:]]''' (Well, that's what they get for wearing their sunglasses in lighting like this...)
22nd Mar '15 8:15:17 AM TheUnsquished
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-->-- ''[[TheLaundrySeries The Jennifer Morgue]]''

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-->-- ''[[TheLaundrySeries ''[[Literature/TheLaundrySeries The Jennifer Morgue]]''



-->-- ''TheBluesBrothers''

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-->-- ''TheBluesBrothers''
''Film/TheBluesBrothers''



-->-- ''KevinAndKell'' [[http://kevinandkell.com/1998/kk1124.html November 24, 1998]]

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-->-- ''KevinAndKell'' ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'' [[http://kevinandkell.com/1998/kk1124.html November 24, 1998]]
23rd Feb '15 1:17:13 PM johnnyfog
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->Whenever I think of people who wear sunglasses indoors, I think of two things: douchebags who love attention and Creator/JackNicholson at the Oscars. But since the sedated horny badger wasn’t there last night, someone had to take his place as The Person Wearing Sunglasses Indoors For No Good Goddamn Reason, and it appears that person was Anna Wintour. I don’t know what’s more confusing: that Anna Wintour is wearing a pair of gas station sunglasses indoors, or that she was invited to the Oscars. Even Harvey Weinstein is like '''“You feel cold…are you related to the statue or something?” ...she looks like the Upper West Side old money aunt of Cyclops from The X-Men.

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->Whenever I think of people who wear sunglasses indoors, I think of two things: douchebags who love attention and Creator/JackNicholson at the Oscars. But since the sedated horny badger wasn’t there last night, someone had to take his place as The Person Wearing Sunglasses Indoors For No Good Goddamn Reason, and it appears that person was Anna Wintour. I don’t know what’s more confusing: that Anna Wintour is wearing a pair of gas station sunglasses indoors, or that she was invited to the Oscars. Even Harvey Weinstein is like '''“You feel cold…are you related to the statue or something?” ...something?”'' ...she looks like the Upper West Side old money aunt of Cyclops from The X-Men.
23rd Feb '15 1:16:50 PM johnnyfog
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->Urban legend says that if Kunty Karl Lagerfeld removes his Chanel eye shields and you stare directly into the ruby crystal globes ([[LifeDrinker filled with the tears of the village children]]) shoved his sockets, you will immediately shrivel into a platinum thread of dust and join the field of poor unfortunate souls on top of his head. Or you will get really obese and be banished into his dungeon so that he can amuse himself by making fun of you while he nibbles on black crow nails. I must have fallen asleep during that part in class, because I’m not sure which is the case. BUT thankfully, neither of those things happened in Monte Carlo yesterday when Kunty Karl took off his glasses at lunch with his human Baptiste Giabiconi and some other slaves. SOULS DID NOT FREEZE. Crisis averted for now.\\\
And I feel like I’ve just caught Kunty Karl at his most intimate moment. Without his sunglasses, he doesn’t really look like [[EvilOldFolks the zombie king of the underworld who can shred the spirit of a newbie model by cackling into the night]] before her. He sort of looks…vulnerable…with those Charlie Brown eyes of his. Hmmm. This is almost like walking in on your naked abuelita. Let’s just pretend like this never happened.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2011/04/08/karl-lagerfeld-takes-off-his-sunglasses-the-world-does-not-freeze-over/ Michael K.]]''', "Karl Lagerfeld Takes Off His Sunglasses, The World Does Not Freeze Over"

->I wear my sunglasses at night\\

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->Urban legend says that if Kunty Karl Lagerfeld removes his Chanel eye shields and you stare directly into the ruby crystal globes ([[LifeDrinker filled with the tears of the village children]]) shoved his sockets, you will immediately shrivel into a platinum thread of dust and join the field of poor unfortunate souls on top of his head. Or you will get really obese and be banished into his dungeon so that he can amuse himself by making fun of you while he nibbles on black crow nails. I must have fallen asleep during that part in class, because I’m not sure which is the case. BUT thankfully, neither of those things happened in Monte Carlo yesterday when Kunty Karl took off his glasses at lunch with his human Baptiste Giabiconi and some other slaves. SOULS DID NOT FREEZE. Crisis averted for now.\\\
And I feel like I’ve just caught Kunty Karl at his most intimate moment. Without his sunglasses, he doesn’t really look like [[EvilOldFolks the zombie king of the underworld who can shred the spirit of a newbie model by cackling into the night]] before her. He sort of looks…vulnerable…with those Charlie Brown eyes of his. Hmmm. This is almost like walking in on your naked abuelita. Let’s just pretend like this never happened.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2011/04/08/karl-lagerfeld-takes-off-his-sunglasses-the-world-does-not-freeze-over/ Michael K.]]''', "Karl Lagerfeld Takes Off His Sunglasses, The World Does Not Freeze Over"

->I
->''I wear my sunglasses at night\\



Keep track of the visions in my eyes

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Keep track of the visions in my eyeseyes''



-> '''Bob Howard''': Hey, what's with the mirrorshades? 'S nighttime, y'know?
-> '''Mook 1''': It's the eyeliner. You think wearing mirrorshades at night looks stupid, you should try carrying an MP-5 with a black jumpsuit and beret while wearing [[{{Guyliner}} eye shadow]].
-> '''Mook 2''': Cosmetics don't go with Franchise/GIJoe.

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-> '''Bob Howard''': Hey, what's with the mirrorshades? 'S nighttime, y'know?
->
y'know?\\
'''Mook 1''': It's the eyeliner. You think wearing mirrorshades at night looks stupid, you should try carrying an MP-5 with a black jumpsuit and beret while wearing [[{{Guyliner}} eye shadow]].
->
shadow]].\\
'''Mook 2''': Cosmetics don't go with Franchise/GIJoe.



->'''Elwood''': It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
->'''Jake''': Hit it.

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->'''Elwood''': It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
->'''Jake''':
sunglasses.\\
'''Jake''':
Hit it.


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->Whenever I think of people who wear sunglasses indoors, I think of two things: douchebags who love attention and Creator/JackNicholson at the Oscars. But since the sedated horny badger wasn’t there last night, someone had to take his place as The Person Wearing Sunglasses Indoors For No Good Goddamn Reason, and it appears that person was Anna Wintour. I don’t know what’s more confusing: that Anna Wintour is wearing a pair of gas station sunglasses indoors, or that she was invited to the Oscars. Even Harvey Weinstein is like '''“You feel cold…are you related to the statue or something?” ...she looks like the Upper West Side old money aunt of Cyclops from The X-Men.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/23/well-i-guess-someone-had-to-play-the-part-of-jack-nicholson-last-night/ DListed]]''''', "Well, I Guess Someone Had To Play The Part Of Jack Nicholson Last Night"
18th Jan '15 8:18:41 AM johnnyfog
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->Urban legend says that if Kunty Karl Lagerfeld removes his Chanel eye shields and you stare directly into the ruby crystal globes ([[LifeDrinker filled with the tears of the village children]]) shoved his sockets, you will immediately shrivel into a platinum thread of dust and join the field of poor unfortunate souls on top of his head. Or you will get really obese and be banished into his dungeon so that he can amuse himself by making fun of you while he nibbles on black crow nails. I must have fallen asleep during that part in class, because I’m not sure which is the case. BUT thankfully, neither of those things happened in Monte Carlo yesterday when Kunty Karl took off his glasses at lunch with his human Baptiste Giabiconi and some other slaves. SOULS DID NOT FREEZE. Crisis averted for now.\\\
And I feel like I’ve just caught Kunty Karl at his most intimate moment. Without his sunglasses, he doesn’t really look like [[EvilOldFolks the zombie king of the underworld who can shred the spirit of a newbie model by cackling into the night]] before her. He sort of looks…vulnerable…with those Charlie Brown eyes of his. Hmmm. This is almost like walking in on your naked abuelita. Let’s just pretend like this never happened.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2011/04/08/karl-lagerfeld-takes-off-his-sunglasses-the-world-does-not-freeze-over/ Michael K.]]''', "Karl Lagerfeld Takes Off His Sunglasses, The World Does Not Freeze Over"
4th May '14 11:44:30 AM PicardsDouble
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-> Anyone who wears SunglassesAtNight is an ass.
-->-- ''Official UK Playstation magazine issue 42, regarding Master Miller in it's review of '''Metal Gear Solid'''''
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