"Suicide is the dumbest possible way of getting revenge. Why is that? Because the people you want to strike back at are the very same folks who won't even remember you a week after you're gone, while the people you want to spare most — the people who love you — are the ones who will have to live with the pain of your suicide for the rest of their lives."
—David J. Lieberman
"When people kill themselves, they think they're ending the pain, but all they're doing is passing it on to those they leave behind."
"Suicide?! Grampa, killing yourself is a sin. God wants us to die of old age after years of pain and reduced mobility."
—Marge to Grampa, The Simpsons, "Million Dollar Abie"