"He's not a nancy or anything. He's a proper man, Mr. Alice. He's just a proper man who likes to fuck other men, that's all."
— Mr. Smith on his employer, Keepsakes and Treasures
"You don't notice anything. If I hadn't spent the last four years fellating you I'd swear you were straight."
—Prior Walter, Angels In America: Millennium Approaches
"He is gay, guys. Only he doesn't talk about it all the time, on account of having interests outside of being gay?"
—Ryan North on Utahraptor, Dinosaur Comicsnote