"The man is epic. He's a man's man. It's incredible, I said that in chat, and a friend pointed out that he's actually gay. I didn't know that. As far as I'm concerned, that's rad...It's not news to me that gay guys can portray masculine better than most straight guys, I mean, heck, it's a survival instinct AND a cover story for some, but I have rarely been so fooled as I have been with John Glover, and the cool thing is, I don't think it's because he's hiding his sexuality, I think it's because he's an awesome actor."
"He's not a nancy or anything. He's a proper man, Mr. Alice. He's just a proper man who likes to fuck other men, that's all."
— Mr. Smith on his employer, Keepsakes and Treasures
"You don't notice anything. If I hadn't spent the last four years fellating you I'd swear you were straight."
—Prior Walter, Angels In America: Millennium Approaches
"He is gay, guys. Only he doesn't talk about it all the time, on account of having interests outside of being gay?"
—Ryan North on Utahraptor, Dinosaur Comicsnote
Agent Paul Smecker: "What are you doing?"
Guy he'd just hooked up with: "I just wanted to cuddle."
Smecker: "Cuddle? What a fag."