Haiku: Straight Gay

Doesn't like shopping,
Won't see that movie with you,
But he still likes men.
-Gamer Am I

You wouldn't think so,
But this guy's actually gay.
Nothing's as it seems.

No response to shoes
Or anything gay like that
But he is kinda gay.
- I Cant Think Of A Witty Name

See those guys right there?
Well, one of them likes dudes more.
Betcha can't tell which.
-SharPhoe

Not in the closet,
Won't let the world know often,
And won't let it show.
-Psycho Yoshi