Haiku / Straight Gay

Doesn't like shopping,
Won't see that movie with you,
But he still likes men.
-Gamer Am I

You wouldn't think so,
But this guy's actually gay.
Nothing's as it seems.

No response to shoes
Or anything gay like that
But he is kinda gay.
- I Cant Think Of A Witty Name

See those guys right there?
Well, one of them likes dudes more.
Betcha can't tell which.

Not in the closet,
Won't let the world know often,
And won't let it show.
-Psycho Yoshi

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