->''"I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood and find out that Creator/MrT is a faggot. Really, he be walkin' up to people going'' "'''HEY BOY, HEY BOY! YOU LOOK MIGHT' CUTE IN DEM JEANS. NOE C'MON OVER HERE AND FUCK ME IN DA ASS.'''""
-->--'''Creator/EddieMurphy''', ''Delirious'', (1983)

->''A homosexual man is a man 100 per cent. He does not need to dress homosexual. When homosexuality is exhibited to the extreme -- to say: ''"Ah, you know Im homosexual,"'' -- that has nothing to do with me. A man has to be a man."''
-->--'''Giorgio Armani'''

->''"The man is epic. [[RatedMForManly He's a man's man.]] It's incredible, I said that in chat, and a friend pointed out that he's actually gay. I didn't know that. As far as I'm concerned, that's rad...It's not news to me that gay guys can portray masculine better than most straight guys, I mean, heck, it's a survival instinct AND a cover story for some, but I have rarely been so fooled as I have been with Creator/JohnGlover, and the cool thing is, I don't think it's because he's hiding his sexuality, I think it's because he's an awesome actor."''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville6-ep20 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Noir")

->''"State Senator Jim Ferlo, the Pennsylvania State Senator who came out to the public during a press conference yesterday morning by basically blurting out, 'Yeah, I like dick AND?' ...Jim Ferlo spit out some 'Were here, were queer, get used to it!' shit AND he quoted Music/REOSpeedwagon. This is how it's done."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/24/hot-slut-of-the-day-429/ DListed]]''''', "Hot Slut of the Day"

->"''He's not a nancy or anything. He's a proper man, Mr. Alice. He's just a proper man who likes to fuck other men, that's all.''"
-->-- '''Mr. Smith on his employer''', ''[[Creator/NeilGaiman Keepsakes and Treasures]]''

->''"You don't notice anything. If I hadn't spent the last four years fellating you I'd swear you were straight."''
-->--'''Prior Walter''', ''Theatre/AngelsInAmerica'': ''Millennium Approaches''

->"''He is gay, guys. Only he doesn't talk about it all the time, on account of having interests outside of being gay?''"
-->--'''Ryan North''' on Utahraptor, ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics''[[note]]in title text for comic 1129.[[/note]]

->'''Agent Paul Smecker:''' "''What are you doing?''"\\
'''Guy he'd just hooked up with:''' "''I just wanted to cuddle.''"\\
'''[[{{Jerkass}} Smecker]]:''' "''Cuddle? What a fag.''"

->'''Penny''': Come on, Max, lets go to the farmer's market! There's a trunk show at Shoe-La-La and then we can brunch it up!\\
'''Max''': Do you know what sounds more fun? Being in wet clothes and watching ''Film/SchindlersList.''\\
'''Penny''': You are the worst [[FagHag gay husband]] ever.
-->-- ''Series/HappyEndings''