Quotes / Stocking Filler

"For the lady, a fantastic pair of garter grip stockings. They never let you down. Keep your chappie happy with something snappy."
Are You Being Served?

Steve: Stockings aren't real, Jeff. They're a myth.
Jeff: Stockings are real. I've seen 'em.
Coupling
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