Quotes / Stock Legal Phrases

"Them lawyers! They give me a good stiff pain, that's what they give me. Half the time I don't know what they're talkin' about. Objection sustained. Objection overruled. What's the big idea anyhow? You ain't heard me do any objectin', have you? Surely not! What's the idea of objectin'?"

Judge: Are there any courtroom cliches that we've missed?
Miner: That's a lie! A damn lie!
Judge: Guards, shuffle awkwardly with that man!

"I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life." [man passing by wolf whistles] [she gasps] "I object!"
Elle Woods, Legally Blonde


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