Quotes / Stock Phrases

"The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication."

Namekian: [music plays] Weíre here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people!
Freeza: Ninety-two...
Namekian: This has gone on for too long! And now, youíre going to pay!
Freeza: Three hundred and fifty-five...
Namekian: We are... we... what are you-
Freeza: No, go on. Continue, donít mind me.
Namekian: Aaand... we are the ones who will stop you!
Freeza: Ooh, wow, four hundred and nineteen!
Namekian: Thatís- [Record Needle Scratch] what the hell are you doing?!
Freeza: Oh, sorry, itís a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how many times Iíve heard certain lines.
Namekian: Y-you insane bastard.
Freeza: One hundred and ninety.
Namekian: Yeah?! Well, uh, weíre going to... f**k your face!
Freeza: Oh-ho-ho, oh my! ...Twelve.

Namekian elder: That wasn't part of our deal!
Freeza: And five hundred! Dodoria, show them what they won!

Goku: So are you that Freezer guy?
Freeza: I am Lord Freeza, yes.
Goku: Awesome! I'ma deck you in the schnoz.
Freeza: *silent for a second* I'm sorry, that's a new one.