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Quotes: Stalker with a Crush
My darling, you were meant for me.
Even though you don't agree,
I will be there for you.
No, we can't be apart
Or the nightmares will start
And you might break my heart...
DON'T BREAK MY HEART.

Ute Lemper, "You Were Meant For Me"

"Why must you always follow me like a shadow?"
Ichigo to Quiche, Tokyo Mew Mew

"The girl was walking alone that night. Then suddenly a man appeared and confessed his love to the girl. I believe you call these people 'stalkers'?"
Rem, Death Note

"Oh, mister Stalker, I have to go to the bathroom. You have to let me go to the bathroom. I know! You can watch me pee. That's what you want isn't it? Isn't it?!"
Misa, Death Note

"You're here? In my house? My Timmy-tracker must be malfunctioning."
Tootie, The Fairly Oddparents

I'm your biggest fan; I'll follow you until you love me.
Papa-paparazzi...
Baby you'll be famous chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

Lady Gaga, "Paparazzi"

A secret admirer is the same as a stalker
With really nice stationery.

Demetri Martin, "Same and Different"

If I, I get to know your name
Then I, I could get your private number baby

Dead or Alive, "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)"

You can't escape now
I've got you locked inside this room
You know I tip good
And soon, you will love me too

Cobra Starship, "It's Warmer In the Basement"

"Alma covets you. She's a... coveter. You are like free pizza at an anime convention. She can smell you... and she wants to consume you."

"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter."
Chip Douglas, The Cable Guy

Choose me or your pyre!
Be mine, or you will burn!
Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, "Hellfire."

"It's over, Beast - time to die! Belle is MINE!"
Gaston, Beauty and the Beast

"J-iiiiii"
Matoi Tsunetsuki, (always) in Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei

"I can't sleep until I devour you."
"Devour," Marilyn Manson

I will have you, yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you
Animotion, "Obsession"

You belong to me
My snow white queen
There's nowhere to run
So let's just get it over
Soon, I know, you'll see
You're just like me
Don't scream anymore, my love
Cause all I want is you
—"Snow White Queen", Evanescence

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I would wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be a part of you
'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you.

— "#1 Crush", Garbage

I'm gonna bring my love to you!
I'll be there no matter what ya do!
I'll drive a car or take the train
I'll come by bike or boat or plane
I'll ride a horse, I'll paddle a canoe
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)
Just hop a bus, baby, I don't care!
Go anyplace or anywhere
I'll track you down on land or air or sea!
I'll swim across the ocean wide
And through ice and snow, I'll slip and slide
There's no escape, ya just can't hide from me!
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)
I'M GONNA GET TO YOU!

— "I'm Gonna Get To You", Cecille the Ball from Sesame Street

I don't want to own you! I want to love you. I want you to remember that you love me.
Hydro-Man to Mary-Jane, Spider-Man: The Animated Series

There is someone
Walking behind you
Turn around, look at me
There is someone
Watching your footsteps
Turn around, look at me
There is someone
Who really needs you
Here's my heart
In my hand
Turn around (turn around)
Look at me (look at me)
— "Turn Around, Look at Me", The Vogues

Sierra: Did you know that Cody slept with a stuffed emu named Jerry until he was... okay, he still does...
Noah: And you know this, how?
Sierra: I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer!
Noah: Ooh, stalkerlicious.

You have one missed call.
The Joker attempting to get in touch with Batman, Batman: Arkham City

Valentine's Day. Hearts and flowers. The perfect occasion to smother my new love with tokens of affection. I chose a dozen red roses, an assortment of truffles and a darling little lacy thing... Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to be so intimate. *ahem*...
You might say I'd overdone it, and in truth, at that point, my love and I had not actually met. Ever the romantic, I followed her to her apartment. Loudly proclaiming my love, I drowned out her screams of protest. Sadly, it was not to be. So instead of smothering her with gifts, I simply smothered her.
Calendar Man, Batman: Arkham City

"Commander La Forge, ever since I came on board, there seems to be something a little... peculiar about your attitude. You seem to know things about me, even though we've never met."
Dr. Leah Brahms, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Galaxy's Child"

"Stalking is when a bird is obviously in love with you but won’t admit it to herself. So you have to follow her around, you know, bombard her with phone-calls, send her poems, pour acid over her front door..."
Sean, 'Orrible

Jade: Wait a minute. Sinjin?
Sinjin: Hi, Jade.
Jade: Where did you get that lamp?
Sinjin: (pause) Um, at the lamp store.
Jade: It looks exactly like the one in my den.
Sinjin: Oh. Weird.
Jade: Are you in my house?!
—Jade to Sinjin from Series/Victorious, Wi-Fi in The Sky

Prince Demand: "You have beautiful eyes."
Usagi: "So does the green-haired chick! She likes you!"
Prince Demand: "Who?"
—from the illustrated recap for episodes 82-89, [1]

Jez: I'm not giving up that easily. Faint heart never won fair maid!
Mark: ...Right. The epigram on the Stalker's Manifesto.

Donny: Actually, [April] might be at the park. On a date. (The other Turtles freeze)
Raph: And you know this how?
Donny: Um, maybe I was...f-following her?
Leo: (Face Palm)
Mikey: Well, that's not creep-tastic.


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