"You're not here for my sermon, you just want me to say one of those... things."
— Reverend Spooner, to a larger crowd than usual.
What makes Lirty Dies funny? Mangle a few complex consonants around, play with word combinations, and you can make almost any straight line sound overtly sexual, even though what you're saying is utterly G-rated.
— Sixteen Scandals: 20 Years of Sex, Lies and Other Habits of Our Great Leaders by William Strauss and Elaina Newport of the Capitol Steps