Usagi: "Eat hot tiara—"
Usagi /hesitates.
Usagi /scrolls back to the episode title.
Usagi: (reads) "'Usagi's Crisis. The Tiara Doesn't Work.'"
Usagi: "Hrrm."
— Shadowjack's recap
of Sailor Moon R episode 50
of Sailor Moon R episode 50"At last, we can tell you the title to our tale, though it's one title we'd hoped we'd never see. We call it-- The Night Gwen Stacy Died --and you can be sure the story doesn't end here!"
— The end of The Amazing Spider-Man #121, being very Genre Savvy.
"You can't judge a book by it's [sic] cover, but the title usually let's [sic] you know what's inside."
— Rizzo the Rat, Muppet Snow White #2
"Hey, wouldn't it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other? Like those sailors did in that film, um... 'We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other'.
— Neil, The Young Ones, "Flood"
Whaddaya think happens?
—TFWiki.net giving a very apt episode description for the Transformers: ★Headmasters episode "Ultra Magnus Dies"
Me: I’m sorry, but I need you to close your eyes during this title sequence.
Sue: Why?
Me: Because the title of this story is a massive spoiler.
Sue: Wait, don’t tell me… Is it The Return of the Master?
Me: No.
Sue: Is it The Return of the Cybermen?
Me: Look…
Sue: The Return of the Daleks?
Me: Stop it!
— Adventures of the Wife in Space (it's Day of the Daleks)
Season 1 Episode 5 is titled "Jade Dumps Beck", and, oh, you'll never guess what happens in this one.
— Quinton Reviews discussing Victorious
"Is this story really trying to build tension? It's called 'The Night of Loneliness and Companionship'. I'm pretty sure we can rule out monsters as the source of the noise."
— Lincoln Loud, Peeking Through the Fourth Wall, Episode 6
"I have a much trickier question for you. [...] I'm willing to bet 95% of you have no idea... assuming you haven't looked at the section titles, please don't do that, I'm—I'm trying to be dramatic..."note
”So yeah, that’s what ReelShort has to offer: a buncha weird-looking movies with really strange names that give away the entire plot. Y’know, which is always a good idea when you’re making a movie. For example, my favorite Bruce Willis film, He Was Dead The Whole Time. Or that Brad Pitt fighting movie called Tyler Ain’t Real, so good.”
—Kurtis Conner, discussing Fated To My Forbidden Alpha
