Usagi: "Eat hot tiara—"
Usagi /scrolls back to the episode title.
Usagi: (reads) "'Usagi's Crisis. The Tiara Doesn't Work.'"
"At last, we can tell you the title to our tale, though it's one title we'd hoped we'd never see. We call it-- The Night Gwen Stacy Died --and you can be sure the story doesn't end here!"
"You can't judge a book by it's [sic] cover, but the title usually let's [sic] you know what's inside."
— Rizzo the Rat, Muppet Snow White #2
"Hey, wouldn't it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other? Like those sailors did in that film, um... 'We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other'.
— Neil, The Young Ones, "Flood"
Whaddaya think happens?
Me: I’m sorry, but I need you to close your eyes during this title sequence.
Me: Because the title of this story is a massive spoiler.
Sue: Wait, don’t tell me… Is it The Return of the Master?
Sue: Is it The Return of the Cybermen?
Sue: The Return of the Daleks?
Me: Stop it!
— Adventures of the Wife in Space (it's Day of the Daleks)