"This is a bad town for blondes."
—Eloise, The Leopard Man
King Kong had a thing for blondes,
So did the Creature from the Black Lagoon,
And it wasn't any dark-haired village girl
Set Talbot baying at the moon.
Phoebe Munster's got the emerald skin,
Elvira's got the raven tresses,
But if you take a moment and you face the facts,
You'll find the bad boys bond with blonde babes wearing pastel dresses!
So did the Creature from the Black Lagoon,
And it wasn't any dark-haired village girl
Set Talbot baying at the moon.
Phoebe Munster's got the emerald skin,
Elvira's got the raven tresses,
But if you take a moment and you face the facts,
You'll find the bad boys bond with blonde babes wearing pastel dresses!
—Seanan McGuire, "Protective Coloration"
