She’s always a step ahead of me. That’s what makes her such a worthy opponent.
—Lucille, Arrested Development
—Mr. Turner, Fairly OddParents
Ellenore, be nice to Aly. He's my nemesis.
How pleasant it must be. To have an archfoe whose primary goal is getting to bargains before you, instead of one who wants to see you dead.”
—Ted Knight, Starman#13
Whadda ya mean, "don't fight Canadian Guy to death on the front lawn"? Why else would I invite Canadian Guy over?
Newman is my sworn enemy.
—Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld