"Running away won't help! I'll just shoot you in your asses!"
— Dominic Santiago, Gears of War 2
Oh no you didn't!
First you tried to trap me
Then you bust a cap in my ass.
Oh no you didn't!
Such humiliation
Will bring annihilation, at last.
Oh no you didn't!
It will be delicious
When I get vicious, tomorrow.
Oh no you didn't!
There's no second chances;
You will do the dance of sorrowwwww!
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
— "Oh No You Didn't", Mercenaries 2: World in Flames
"Agh! Right up Main Street!"
— Deadpool
"Kind of an Easy Company tradition, being shot in the ass."
— Penkala, Band of Brothers
(After Gibbs shoots a cell phone bomb trigger to defuse it and Fornell was a little too close to the bullet path)
Fornell: I can't believe that you shot me in the ass!
Gibbs: It's a surface wound, through and through.
Fornell: Through the ass!
McGee: (to Vance) Painkillers (Vance nods in acknowledgement).
Fornell: How'd I miss it, Gibbs?
Gibbs: We all missed it.
Fornell: Yeah, and I'm the one who got shot in the ass for it.
Gibbs: It's a surface wound, through and through.
Fornell: Through the ass!
McGee: (to Vance) Painkillers (Vance nods in acknowledgement).
Fornell: How'd I miss it, Gibbs?
Gibbs: We all missed it.
Fornell: Yeah, and I'm the one who got shot in the ass for it.
Sergeant Nash: Hogan got an ass full of birdshot.
Cop: Yeah, I'm gonna make the son of a bitch pick every one of 'em out with his teeth.
Farmer: The next time you're gonna get the gun up your ass! Sideways!
Cop: Yeah, I'm gonna make the son of a bitch pick every one of 'em out with his teeth.
Farmer: The next time you're gonna get the gun up your ass! Sideways!
Mark: Don't shoot my ass.
Ethan: You said not to aim for your spine!
Mark: So why did you aim for my ass?!
Ethan: You said not to aim for your spine!
Mark: So why did you aim for my ass?!
— Unus Annus, "Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There's a Looming Sense of Impending Doom"
Maggie: Big Dick come up my place one night with a bit a buckshot in 'is cheek.
Captain Fancey: Ahh. So you saw his face then?
Maggie: No, not that cheek, silly.
Captain Fancey: You mean he kept his face mask on?
Maggie: Cawse! But I'd know 'im anywhere again with 'is britches down.
Suzanne: Why are you walking like that?
Lloyd: Because I got SHOT IN THE ASS, SUZANNE!
ZANZIBARI, n. An inhabitant of the Sultanate of Zanzibar, off the eastern coast of Africa. The Zanzibaris, a warlike people, are best known in this country through a threatening diplomatic incident that occurred a few years ago.
The American consul at the capital occupied a dwelling that faced the sea, with a sandy beach between. Greatly to the scandal of this official's family, and against repeated remonstrances of the official himself, the people of the city persisted in using the beach for bathing.
One day a woman came down to the edge of the water and was stooping to remove her attire (a pair of sandals) when the consul, incensed beyond restraint, fired a charge of bird-shot into the most conspicuous part of her person. Unfortunately for the existing entente cordiale between two great nations, she was the Sultana.
The American consul at the capital occupied a dwelling that faced the sea, with a sandy beach between. Greatly to the scandal of this official's family, and against repeated remonstrances of the official himself, the people of the city persisted in using the beach for bathing.
One day a woman came down to the edge of the water and was stooping to remove her attire (a pair of sandals) when the consul, incensed beyond restraint, fired a charge of bird-shot into the most conspicuous part of her person. Unfortunately for the existing entente cordiale between two great nations, she was the Sultana.
"I've got a bullet in my ass."
"Oh, it's typical, isn't it? All these pamphlets talk about is 'sun', an' 'sea', an' 'sex'. They never mention a jacksie full o' vaccine!"
— Mrs. Betty Slocombe, Are You Being Served?
Sam: Sit down, won't you?
Dr. Sparrow: How about you?
Sam: I like standin' up, if you don't mind.
Dr. Sparrow: Well, what can I do for you?
Sam: The fact is, Doctor, I had a little accident with my gun.
Dr. Sparrow: Oh, I see. You, er, got some shot in you, have you?
Sam: That's it.
Dr. Sparrow: Ha-ha, where?
Sam: Oh... where it makes me prefer standin' up.
Dr. Sparrow: Oh, I see. How on earth did you manage to shoot yourself there?
