Quotes: Servile Snarker
Harry: Wait. You work for me?
Cat Sith: I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.
Martin: It's a surgery, not a sewing circle!
Pauline: Where's your desk?
Martin: In the removal van.
Pauline: And where's mine?
Martin: It's here.
Pauline: Exactly. So, ssh.
—Doc Martin, "The Wrong Goodbye"
Alfred: You know, there are easier ways to earn frequent flyer points, sir.
Batman: Very funny, Alfred.
Alfred: Why, thank you. Just a few more remarks like that, and I'll have earned my spot in the "Sarcastic Butlers Hall of Fame."