Quotes / Servile Snarker

Harry: Wait. You work for me?
Cat Sith: I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.

Martin: It's a surgery, not a sewing circle!
Pauline: Where's your desk?
Martin: In the removal van.
Pauline: And where's mine?
Martin: It's here.
Pauline: Exactly. So, ssh.
Doc Martin, "The Wrong Goodbye"

Alfred: You know, there are easier ways to earn frequent flyer points, sir.
Tagon: Is that how your job goes? I've never been clear on what "adjut" means, so "adjutant" is a complete mystery.
Ennesby: It's from ancient Earth languages. "Ad" means "towards" and "jut" means "stick out." Idiomatically, it means that your adjutant is the person who sticks it to you.

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