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->'''Zero:''' How many times do we need to have this conversation?\\
'''Phase:''' [[LiteralistSnarking Two, three, sometimes four times a day, apparently.]]\\
'''Zero:''' I want answers, Phase.\\
'''Phase:''' You want a lot of things.\\
'''Zero:''' Don't talk to me like I'm other people.\\
'''Phase:''' How do you want me to talk to you?\\
'''Zero:''' Like I'm your boss, not one of your Shatter stans.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlueFamilyShatters'', "Walk & Talk"
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->'''Vincent:''' ''[after pictures exposing his affair with Olivia come out]'' Daniel, you're my lawyer. I need you to fix this.\\
'''Daniel:''' Well, we could create a time machine and have you make better choices.
-->--''Film/TheValet''
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->'''Kagura:''' I'm gonna need your help on this one, Hibiki.\\
'''Hibiki, smiling:''' You need my help on every one, sir.
-->--''VideoGame/BlazBlueChronophantasma''
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->'''Brody:''' How did you ''ever'' get to be a butler?\\
'''Bertram:''' Well, I wanted to be an obnoxious rich guy, but the job was filled.
-->--''Series/{{Jessie}}''
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->'''[[RichBitch C.C.]] [[SitcomArchNemesis Babcock]]:''' Dear Niles, always so witty. Especially for a servant.

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->'''[[RichBitch C.C.]] [[SitcomArchNemesis Babcock]]:''' Dear Niles, always so witty. Especially for a servant.
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->'''[[RichBitch C.C.]] [[SitcomArchNemesis Babcock]]:''' Dear Niles, always so witty. Especially for a servant.
->'''Niles:''' At least when I offer something, people take it.
-->-- ''Series/TheNanny'', "Deep Throat"
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->'''[[RobotBuddy The Accessory:]]''' Revival successful. Please minimize wasteful expenditure of life.
-->--''VideoGame/FreedomWars''
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->'''Yang:''' Are you mocking me now?
->'''Blake:''' Of course not, [[BlatantLies I would never dare to mock or attempt to make you feel any sort of discomfort Mistress.]]
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10318879/2/World-Of-Strays World Of Strays]]''
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->'''Patron:''' Yoo-hoo, waiter? If I don't get something to drink soon I'm gonna die.
->'''Geoffrey:''' You promise?
-->--''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'', "Winner Takes Off"

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->'''Martin:''' It's a surgery, not a sewing circle!
->'''Pauline:''' Where's your desk?
->'''Martin:''' In the removal van.
->'''Pauline:''' And where's ''mine''?
->'''Martin:''' It's here.
->'''Pauline:''' Exactly. So, ssh.

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->'''Martin:''' It's a surgery, not a sewing circle!
->'''Pauline:'''
circle!\\
'''Pauline:'''
Where's your desk?
->'''Martin:'''
desk?\\
'''Martin:'''
In the removal van.
->'''Pauline:'''
van.\\
'''Pauline:'''
And where's ''mine''?
->'''Martin:'''
''mine''?\\
'''Martin:'''
It's here.
->'''Pauline:'''
here.\\
'''Pauline:'''
Exactly. So, ssh.


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->'''Damian:''' Watch yourself, Pennyworth. I'm not too young to understand sarcasm.\\
'''Alfred:''' While I am much too old to care.
-->--''WesternAnimation/SonOfBatman''
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->'''Tagon:''' Is that how your job goes? I've never been clear on what "adjut" means, so "adjutant" is a complete mystery.\\
'''Ennesby:''' It's from ancient Earth languages. "Ad" means "towards" and "jut" means "stick out." Idiomatically, it means that your adjutant is the person who sticks it to you.
-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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->'''Harry:''' Wait. You work for me?\\
'''Cat Sith:''' I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.

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->'''Harry:''' Wait. You work for me?\\
'''Cat
me?
->'''Cat
Sith:''' I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.



->'''Alfred:''' You know, there are easier ways to earn frequent flyer points, sir.\\
'''Batman:''' [[SarcasmMode Very funny, Alfred.]]\\
'''Alfred:''' Why, thank you. [[LampshadeHanging Just a few more remarks like that, and I'll have earned my spot in the "Sarcastic Butlers Hall of Fame."]]
-->--''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''

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->'''Martin:''' It's a surgery, not a sewing circle!
->'''Pauline:''' Where's your desk?
->'''Martin:''' In the removal van.
->'''Pauline:''' And where's ''mine''?
->'''Martin:''' It's here.
->'''Pauline:''' Exactly. So, ssh.
-->--''Series/DocMartin'', "The Wrong Goodbye"

->'''Alfred:''' You know, there are easier ways to earn frequent flyer points, sir.\\
'''Batman:'''
sir.
->'''Batman:'''
[[SarcasmMode Very funny, Alfred.]]\\
'''Alfred:'''
]]
->'''Alfred:'''
Why, thank you. [[LampshadeHanging Just a few more remarks like that, and I'll have earned my spot in the "Sarcastic Butlers Hall of Fame."]]
-->--''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''-->--''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''
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-->--''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

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-->--''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''-->--''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

->'''Alfred:''' You know, there are easier ways to earn frequent flyer points, sir.\\
'''Batman:''' [[SarcasmMode Very funny, Alfred.]]\\
'''Alfred:''' Why, thank you. [[LampshadeHanging Just a few more remarks like that, and I'll have earned my spot in the "Sarcastic Butlers Hall of Fame."]]
-->--''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''
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->'''Harry:''' Wait. You work for me?\\
'''Cat Sith:''' I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.
-->--''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

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