"Is there a phantom in the mall? Folks are bound to ask. Is he the phantom of the mall? Or just some retard in a broken hockey mask?"
—Phantom Of The Mall: Erik's Revenge, theme song
"If Scooby Doo has taught me anything, it's that there's nothing to be afraid of except crooked real estate developers."
, The Simpsons
, "The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
"Nine times out of ten, there's a human perpetrator."