"Is there a phantom in the mall?
Folks are bound to ask.
Is he the phantom of the mall?
Or just some retard in a broken hockey mask?"
—Phantom Of The Mall: Erik's Revenge, theme song
"If Scooby Doo has taught me anything, it's that there's nothing to be afraid of except crooked real estate developers."
—Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, "The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
"Nine times out of ten, there's a human perpetrator."
—Will Grimm, The Brothers Grimm