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Quotes: Scary Impractical Armor
Kurik: That is the most idiotic display of pure childishness I've ever seen. Their armour's almost useless. Good armour is supposed to protect the man wearing it but to give him a certain freedom of movement. There's not much point in turning yourself into a turtle.
Kalten: It looks sort of intimidating, though.
Kurik: That's all it really is - something worn for its appearance. All those spikes and hooks are useless, and worse yet, they'll just guide an opponents weapon to vulnerable points. What were their armourers thinking of?
"No, it's not okay. I have skulls. On. My. KNEECAPS!"
The Lich King, "Scourge Vent Recordings"


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