History Quotes / ScaryImpracticalArmor

->'''Lord''': What news?\\
'''Masked Mook''': My Lord, we captured thirty rebels in the forbidden sector.\\
'''Lord''': Good. Then bring them to the holding chamber.\\
'''Masked Mook''': Yes-- Ow! Ow! That hurts. That ''really'' does hurt.\\
'''Lord''': What? What's the--?\\
'''Masked Mook''': I got something caught, just underneath the chin.\\
'''Lord''': (checking) Yes.\\
'''Masked Mook''': And it's pulling the skin off.

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft The Lich King]]''', "Scourge Vent Recordings"

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' talking about [[ComicBook/DCVersusMarvel Dark Claw's]] costume.

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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' talking about [[ComicBook/AmalgamComics Dark Claw's]] costume.

->''"No, it's '''not''' okay. I have [[PunctuatedForEmphasis skulls. On. My. KNEECAPS!"]]''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft The Lich King]]''', "Scourge Vent Recordings"

-->-- '''[[WorldOfWarcraft The Lich King]]''', "Scourge Vent Recordings"

-->-- ''Literature/TheElenium''

->'''Tynian''': That is the most idiotic display of pure childishness I've ever seen. Their armor's almost useless. Good armor is supposed to protect the man wearing it but to give him a certain freedom of movement. There's not much point in turning yourself into a turtle.
->'''Kalten''': It looks sort of intimidating, though.
->'''Tynian''': That's all it really is - something worn for its appearance. All those spikes and hooks are useless, and worse yet, they'll just guide an opponents weapon to vulnerable points. [[WhatWereYouThinking What were their armorers thinking of?]]
-->-- '''''[[Creator/DavidEddings The Elenium]]'''''

-->''"No, it's '''not''' okay. I have [[PunctuatedForEmphasis skulls. On. My. KNEECAPS!"]]''\\
-- '''[[WorldOfWarcraft The Lich King]]''', "Scourge Vent Recordings"

'''Lord''': What news?

-->-- '''''[[DavidEddings The Elenium]]'''''

->'''Kurik''': That is the most idiotic display of pure childishness I've ever seen. Their armour's almost useless. Good armour is supposed to protect the man wearing it but to give him a certain freedom of movement. There's not much point in turning yourself into a turtle.

->'''Kurik''': That's all it really is - something worn for its appearance. All those spikes and hooks are useless, and worse yet, they'll just guide an opponents weapon to vulnerable points. [[WhatWereYouThinking What were their armourers thinking of?]]

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-->''"A plain black shirt looks cool. A blazer and tie looks cool. What War looks like is a fucking coral reef on legs."''\\
-- '''''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]], in his {{Darksiders}} review'''''

-->'''Kurik''': That is the most idiotic display of pure childishness I've ever seen. Their armour's almost useless. Good armour is supposed to protect the man wearing it but to give him a certain freedom of movement. There's not much point in turning yourself into a turtle.
-->'''Kalten''': It looks sort of intimidating, though.
-->'''Kurik''': That's all it really is - something worn for its appearance. All those spikes and hooks are useless, and worse yet, they'll just guide an opponents weapon to vulnerable points. [[WhatWereYouThinking What were their armourers thinking of?]]
-->- '''''[[DavidEddings The Elenium]]'''''

->-- '''''[[DavidEddings The Elenium]]'''''

-->-- '''''[[DavidEddings The Elenium]]'''''

-- '''''[[DavidEddings The Elenium]]'''''

-->'''Kurik''': That is the most idiotic display of pure childishness I've ever seen. Their armour's almost useless. Good armour is supposed to protect the man wearing it but to give him a certain freedom of movement. There's not much point in turning yourself into a turtle.\\
--> '''Kalten''': It looks sort of intimidating, though.\\
--> '''Kurik''': That's all it really is - something worn for its appearance. All those spikes and hooks are useless, and worse yet, they'll just guide an opponents weapon to vulnerable points. [[WhatWereYouThinking What were their armourers thinking of?]]\\

-->''"That is the most idiotic display of pure childishness I've ever seen. Their armour's almost useless. Good armour is supposed to protect the man wearing it but to give him a certain freedom of movement. There's not much point in turning yourself into a turtle."''\\
''"It looks sort of intimidating, though."''\\
''"That's all it really is - something worn for its appearance. All those spikes and hooks are useless, and worse yet, they'll just guide an opponents weapon to vulnerable points. What were their armourers thinking of?"''\\

-->''"No, it's '''not''' okay. I have [[PunctuatedForEmphasis skulls. On. My. KNEECAPS!"'']]\\

-- '''''[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]], in his {{Darksiders}} review'''''

-->''"A plain black shirt looks cool. A blazer and tie looks cool. What War looks like is a fucking coral reef on legs."''

-- '''''[[ZeroPunctuationYahtzee]], in his {{Darksiders}} review'''''

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-->''"Their armour's almost useless. Good armour is supposed to protect the man wearing it but to give him a certain freedom of movement. There's not much point in turning yourself into a turtle."''\\