Quotes / Sam & Max: Freelance Police

Max: Ummm, not really.
Max: He doesn't really need the binoculars anyway.
Sam: Yeah, right [mumble].
Max: Right, yeah [mumble].
Sam & Max Save the World, "Reality 2.0"

Max: Yes, this is president M... I mean this is I.P. Freely. Do you have Lenard Steakcharmer in the closet? *giggle* Then you should see a doctor about that! No wait, let me start over...
Sam: Max, crank calls only work when you call someone besides us.
Max: This is the only phone number I can remember, Sam!

Sam & Max Beyond Time and Space, "Ice Station Santa"