Max: Ummm, not really.
Sam: Well, no. These incessant rationalizations for our questionable tactics do not, in all honesty, have much merit to them, and yet there remains a very real compulsion to say them.
Max: He doesn't really need the binoculars anyway.
Sam: Yeah, right [mumble].
Max: Right, yeah [mumble].
—Sam & Max Save the World, "Reality 2.0"
Max: Yes, this is president M... I mean this is I.P. Freely. Do you have Lenard Steakcharmer in the closet? *giggle* Then you should see a doctor about that! No wait, let me start over...
Sam: Max, prank calls only work when you call someone besides us.
Max: This is the only phone number I can remember, Sam!
—Sam & Max Beyond Time and Space, "Ice Station Santa"