"At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since."
"So little of what could happen does happen."
"Have no fear of perfection — you'll never reach it."
"It is either easy or impossible."
"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad!"
"Democratic institutions are unfit for such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making."
"The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of malcontents."
"I don't do drugs. I
"What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and never seen?"
"Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy — the joy of being Salvador Dalí — and I ask myself in rapture, 'what wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?'"