Quotes / Real Men Eat Meat

"'Four basic food groups?' I got your four basic food groups, right here: Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!"

The chef, upon realizing he made a salad in the Satanic Salad episode of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

"John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass! Now THAT'S a man!!"
Rocco, The Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day

"The Barrayarans applauded the fruit and flower decked beast, seeming to actually find it attractive and not horrific, and the cook, who'd followed it anxiously out, took a bow."

"Ah, don't let them get to ya' Steven. I'll get yah a pepperoni stick for your birthday."
Andy De Mayo, Steven Universe, "Gem Harvest"

"Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life."
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation