"'Four basic food groups?' I got your four basic food groups, right here: Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!"
— Cookie, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
"WAIT. THIS IS SALAD. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
— The chef, upon realizing he made a salad in the Satanic Salad episode of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time
"John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass! Now THAT'S a man!!"
— Rocco, The Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day
"The Barrayarans applauded the fruit and flower decked beast, seeming to actually find it attractive and not horrific, and the cook, who'd followed it anxiously out, took a bow."
"Ah, don't let them get to ya' Steven. I'll get yah a pepperoni stick for your birthday."
— Andy De Mayo, Steven Universe, "Gem Harvest"
"Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life."
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation