Films — Live-Action
Jules Winnfield: But you know, touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in her Holiest of Holies ain't the same fucking ballpark. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same fucking sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent Vega: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be telling me about foot massages. I'm the foot fucking master.
Vincent: Given a lot of them?
Jules: Shit, yeah. I got my technique down and everything; I don't be tickling or nothing.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: … Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kind of tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Yo yo yo man, you best back off. I'm getting a little pissed here.
Vincent Vega: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be telling me about foot massages. I'm the foot fucking master.
Vincent: Given a lot of them?
Jules: Shit, yeah. I got my technique down and everything; I don't be tickling or nothing.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: … Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kind of tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Yo yo yo man, you best back off. I'm getting a little pissed here.
Live-Action TV
Red: (trying to get Mike to say the word "hug") This is something that men wish they could exchange, but feel they just can't.
Mike: (beat) Wives?
Web Video
Two bros chilling in the hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
