Quotes: Random Events Plot
The plot is so flimsy it's painful, like a man with no bones in his arms trying to serve you coffee
... the plot is like a recent car accident victim: staggering back and forth with bits of windscreen in its face for a while before finally collapsing and bleeding out into a roadside ditch.
In order to 'rehabilitate' him, Novicorp transplants his mind into a baboon (don't ask), but things go haywire and Fingal ends up in the central computer, where he creates his own virtual reality simulation of Casablanca
to pass the time while he destroys much of the world. Yes, he's 'the hero
'...And if you ever wondered what Humphrey Bogart would have been like if he were Puerto Rican, your dreams are about to come true
: Jet’s lie detector is one of my favorite little bits
about this movie, if only because it shouts “LIAR!” in a very accusatory robot voice.
: On one level, you have to respect how much they’re throwing at the wall, but there’s a huge gap between what sticks and what doesn’t.