The moral of the story here, is wear deodorant, because if we happen to kiss in the future and I tell a story about it, I won’t choose a completely offensive and juvenile name to represent your being!
—From Roses' website
Q: When life gives you lemons, what do you make?
A: I throw them at someone's car.
Make friends.
—Repeatedly tried and failed command from her Quest for Glory I Let's Play
Can we teleport? I'd like to be here, please.
—When trying to navigate the Amazon Trail map in the LP
Q: If you were on a buddy cop show, who would your partner be and what would the show be called?"
A: My partner would be John Oates. The show would be called COPS. ....Wait...
Roses: I made you a cookie!
Paw: Oh, nice.
Roses: ...But it's made of tar.
Paw: ....What? Why do you have tar sitting around your home?!
Roses: For cookie batter, hello!!
—Overheard during one of her streams. (a few hours later...
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)—Same as above
These ghosts seriously don't have lives.
—While streaming Super Mario World, in one of the ghost houses
Stream follower: What's the biggest difference between male gamers and female gamers?
Roses: What are Chromosomes, Alex.
—Overheard on a stream
