Quotes / Produce Pelting

"Why waste good food on bad rhetoric?"

—Bowen, Dragonheart

Announcer: Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field, pleading for some kind of sanity.
Announcer 2: And a barrage of pretzels knocking Whitey unconscious!
Announcer: Wow, this is... this is a black day for baseball.

—The Simpsons, The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

"Of course you've never heard me sing," he said.
"When will you sing here?"
"I'll be at the Scala in the fall."
"I'll bet they throw the benches at you," Ettore said. "Did you hear how they threw the benches at him in Modena?"
"It's a damned lie."
"They threw the benches at him," Ettore said. "I was there. I threw six benches myself."

— A Farewell to Arms

Erend: EVERYBODY KNOWS MORLUND AND HIS BUDDIES! I THREW A WRENCH AT THEM ONCE!
Aloy: ...I thought Stemmur was joking about that.
Beta: why would you throw a wrench at them
Erend: THAT'S HOW YOU LET THEM KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THEIR STORY.
Beta: please tell me thats not normal
Varl: The Nora throw fruit if we don't like a story.
Zo: The Utaru just sing louder.
[...]
Erend: SEE, THIS IS WHY THE OSERAM HAVE THE BEST STORIES. THE BAD STORIES GET WEEDED OUT QUICK.
Beta: survival of the fittest is not supposed to take the form of a wrench to the head
Erend: HEY, THEY DODGE!
Erend: USUALLY.

— HZD Terraforming Base-001 Text Communications Network

"Hey! What are you doing with my restaurant's tomatoes?! [...] You're not throwing them right!"

— Sunny Denoga, Hailey's On It!, "Splatter of the Bands"

Lassparri: They threw an apple at me!

Driftwood: Well, watermelon's out of season.

—A Night at the Opera