Quotes / Pirates vs. Ninjas

Callie: It's time to settle a rivalry as old as time itself!
Marie: Yeah! Wait... what?
Callie: The brazen buccaneers of the salty seas...PIRATES!
Marie: Versus the silent assassins of the night...NINJAS! So, Callie, are you Team Pirate or Team Ninja?
Callie: ARRR, MATEY! I be a pirate through and through! It's time to swab the deck and plunder the booty!
Marie: Whoa there, Callie. Let's keep it E for Everyone. And besides, ninjas are waaay cooler than pirates! I mean, how do you defeat that which you can't see?

— Splatoon

Elan: Next letter from Amber in Canada: "I love Haley! She's a rogue, but would you say she is more of a ninja-rogue, or more of a pirate-rogue?"
Haley: Ahhhhhhh, Ninja vs. Pirate, the age-old debate.
Belkar: And by "age-old," she means, "Showed up on the Internet like two years ago, at most."
Haley: But which lifestyle is more to my liking... Ninja...
[cut to hypothetical scenario in which Haley is a ninja, with her assassination target under her boot]
Target: Please! I will give you my unusually vast and particularly glittery fortune! Just spare my life.
Ninja-Haley: Honor demands that I must refuse. Prepare to die.
[cut back]
Haley: ...or Pirate?
[cut to hypothetical scenario in which Haley is a pirate queen, laying back in a hammock and being attended to by her crew]
Crew members: More wine, Pirate Queen? More treasure, Pirate Queen? Another sensual massage, Pirate Queen?
[cut back]
Haley: Pirate. Definitely pirate.

— The Order of the Stick, "The Return of Mail Call"

Yeagar: He's a ninja and a pirate!
Artax: That's a level of awesome you just can't beat without high explosives, maybe.

—Nodwick on ninja pirates.

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