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->'''Yeagar:''' He's a ninja ''and'' a pirate!\\
'''Artax:''' That's a level of awesome you just can't beat without high explosives, maybe.
-->--''{{ComicBook/Nodwick}}'' on [[http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2004-08-04-2 ninja pirates.]]

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->'''Callie:''' It's time to settle a rivalry as old as time itself!
->'''Marie:''' Yeah! Wait... what?
->'''Callie:''' The brazen buccaneers of the salty seas...PIRATES!
->'''Marie:''' Versus the silent assassins of the night...NINJAS! So, Callie, are you Team Pirate or Team Ninja?
->'''Callie:''' ARRR, MATEY! I be a pirate through and through! It's time to swab the deck and plunder the booty!
->'''Marie:''' Whoa there, Callie. [[ThinkOfTheCensors Let's keep it E for Everyone]]. And besides, ninjas are waaay cooler than pirates! I mean, how do you defeat that which you can't see?

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->'''Callie:''' It's time to settle a rivalry as old as time itself!
->'''Marie:'''
itself!\\
'''Marie:'''
Yeah! Wait... what?
->'''Callie:'''
what?\\
'''Callie:'''
The brazen buccaneers of the salty seas...PIRATES!
->'''Marie:'''
PIRATES!\\
'''Marie:'''
Versus the silent assassins of the night...NINJAS! So, Callie, are you Team Pirate or Team Ninja?
->'''Callie:'''
Ninja?\\
'''Callie:'''
ARRR, MATEY! I be a pirate through and through! It's time to swab the deck and plunder the booty!
->'''Marie:'''
booty!\\
'''Marie:'''
Whoa there, Callie. [[ThinkOfTheCensors Let's keep it E for Everyone]]. And besides, ninjas are waaay cooler than pirates! I mean, how do you defeat that which you can't see?


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->'''Elan:''' [[FourthWallMailSlot Next letter from Amber in Canada:]] "I love Haley! She's a rogue, but would you say she is more of a ninja-rogue, or more of a pirate-rogue?"\\
'''Haley:''' Ahhhhhhh, Ninja vs. Pirate, the age-old debate.\\
'''Belkar:''' And by "age-old," she means, "Showed up on the Internet like two years ago, at most."\\
'''Haley:''' But which lifestyle is more to [[OnlyInItForTheMoney my]] liking... Ninja...\\
''[cut to hypothetical scenario in which Haley is a ninja, with her assassination target under her boot]''\\
'''Target:''' Please! I will give you my unusually vast and particularly glittery fortune! Just spare my life.\\
'''Ninja-Haley:''' Honor demands that I must refuse. Prepare to die.\\
''[cut back]''\\
'''Haley:''' ...or Pirate?\\
''[cut to hypothetical scenario in which Haley is a pirate queen, laying back in a hammock and being attended to by her crew]''\\
'''Crew members:''' More wine, Pirate Queen? More treasure, Pirate Queen? Another sensual massage, Pirate Queen?\\
''[cut back]''\\
'''Haley:''' Pirate. Definitely pirate.
-->-- ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0121.html "The Return of Mail Call"]]
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->'''Callie:''' It's time to settle a rivalry as old as time itself!
->'''Marie:''' Yeah! Wait... what?
->'''Callie:''' The brazen buccaneers of the salty seas...PIRATES!
->'''Marie:''' Versus the silent assassins of the night...NINJAS! So, Callie, are you Team Pirate or Team Ninja?
->'''Callie:''' ARRR, MATEY! I be a pirate through and through! It's time to swab the deck and plunder the booty!
->'''Marie:''' Whoa there, Callie. [[ThinkOfTheCensors Let's keep it E for Everyone]]. And besides, ninjas are waaay cooler than pirates! I mean, how do you defeat that which you can't see?
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''

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