I'm tired of blasé goddesses
With bustin'-out-all-over bodices.
I crave a merry mortal with a sassy air
And a baby-blue, thirty-two brassière.

"A flat chest is a status symbol, a rare and valuable commodity!"

It is time somebody admitted there are flat-chested women - and I'm one of them...I don't have big boobs and I refuse to pretend I do by wearing a padded bra and a tight outfit.