"Imagine being in LAST PLACE with ZERO STARS!"
— Nick's famous Character Catchphrase
"*Monkey Noises*"
— Brent
"BEHOLD!!!"
— Sophist before revealing his latest scheme
"Skip your ass!"
— Vernias while playing UNO
"To the surprise of (absolutely) nobody!"
— The other Party Crashers (mainly Sophist) whenever Brent gets lucky or wins a minigame (if not the whole game)
"YOU PICK WAAAAAAAARIO!"
— Brent to Sophist at the start of almost every Mario Party game
"WAAAAAAAARIO TIIIIME"
— Brent whenever it is Wario's turn.
"I hope you have a bad rest of your day."
— Vernias when you piss him off
"This is what I get for playing outside during my childhood!"
— Nick's famous excuse during Ultimate Chicken Horse
"GUYS! IT'S TCNICK3!"
— Brent when he sees a penguin
"All canadians share the same middle name. It's Moose. Brent Moose Skill."
— Nick on Brent's middle name.
"YYYYYEEELLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWW!"
— Nick when playing Bowser's Big Blast
"I will reciprocate the feeling of randomness by going random next time."
— Sophist before doing the opposite of that to Vernias
"I see!"
— Nick and Brent
"OH BE ME, ME BEE."
— Brent when he sees a bee
"THE VERN NATION [Either alone or with something that ends with ation]!"
— Brent
"WHY!? WHY!? YOU STABBED ME IN THE BACK, NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE, YOU BALD PIPLUP LOOKIN' ASS, FUCKING TWO FOOT FUCKING FIVE-!"
— Brent when he gets betrayed by Nick on Honeycomb Havoc
"Take your time, dude, Take your time."
— Nick's Abandoned Catchphrase before being stolen by Brent and Sophist
"Ay, PUTA LA WEA!"
— Nick
"PERFECT ROTATION!"
— Vernias
"MY WIFE! LOOK AT MY WIFE!"
— Vernias when any of the Sprixies are on screen
"Yo-ho-ho!"
— Sophist's trademark Final Fantasy Ninja noise
"YEAHHHH BABY!"
— Nick's trademark MoistCritical noise
"SKILL BLOCK BABY!"
— Nick whenever he gets a Star from a Hidden Block
"Oooooooooooo..."
— Brent's trademark long monkey noise
"WAPOW!"
— Vernias' trademark Dice Block hitting Noise
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
— All four of the Party Crashers (usually Vernias)
"You just got Pwned. Schwam."
— Brent and Vernias during Super Mario 3D World
"What the fuck- WWWAAAARRIO- Go away bro!"
— Brent getting shoved by a Wario CPU on Toad's Factory
"CAN WARIO FUCK OFF!!!"
— Sophist getting repeatedly shoved by the same Wario CPU on Mushroom Gorge
"THE VERN VIRUS IS REAL!"
— Brent
"The Brent Bacteria."
— Vernias, getting back at Brent
"I'm the biggest Toad, I'm the biggest Toad!"
— Vernias when he gets a Mega Mushroom
"Please beg for me, Nick."
— Vernias while playing Space Land
"I had a feeling about those two"
— A chatter from Brent's stream about Vernias and Nick
"I'm with Eevee? Fuck dude, we're gonna lose."
— Nick when paired with Sophist
"YEAH BABY, ME AND THE EEVSTER? WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE!"
— Nick when paired with Sophist
"SERIOUSLY?"
— Brent
"Cry A-BOUT IT!"
— Vernias
"I CAST THUNDER SPELL!"
— Sophist when he sees anything in his path during Magic the Noah Dungeons & Dragons-like videos
"SPEAK UP! SPEAK THE FUCK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM LAST PLACE!"
— Brent
"YOU'RE IN LAST PLACE, CRY! YOUR PEDESTAL IS ON THE BOTTOM!"
— Vernias to Sophist after being lagged out of a victory
"Hey guys, look at the turn number!"
— Sophist when it's turn 4/20
"How about you suck my Korean cock, bro?"
— Brent to Nick while playing UNO
"Don't smile because it's over, cry because it happened."
— Sophist
"Oh my God, you're right, Nick! The leader of the Vern Nation is full of RATS AND SCHEMERS AND TOADS, BRO! NOT JUST RATS, BRO, BUT SNAKES, SLITHERING IN THE DARK! JUST sssssssss! JUST SLITHERING BRO! I HAVEN'T DONE ONE THING TO HARM YOU, VERNIAS! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!"
— Brent on Mystery Land
"Is your refrigerator running?"
— Sophist
"You pancaked me! You sat on me! That's why I lost! You! You are the only reason why I am losing right now! You are the only thing bad happening to me this entire game! You are literally the bane of my existence! YOU!"
— Vernias to Sophist as his sanity slips away
"The T in TCNick stands for Toxic!"
— Brent
"The C in TCNick stands for Carried!"
— Sophist
"The Kingdom of Skill- or I should say the Gremlins of Skill- are some of the FUNNIEST people I've seen."
— Nick
"No."
— The Magic Conch when Nick asks if he can get a star
"Yes."
— The Magic Conch when Nick asks if he can't get a star
"I didn't do anything."
— Nick after threatening to evict Vernias
"LOOK AT THAT NUMBER ON THE TOP RIGHT AND TELL ME WE'RE PASSING THAT ANY DAY THIS YEAR!"
— Sophist when confronted with Brent's score on Snow Whirled
"Brent is the type to hate losing so much, he'll never lose his virginity."
— Nick
"Do it again, the funny meme!"
— Brent
"SMASHY BROS!"
— The group (mainly Brent) whenever anything remotely related to Smash Bros. is mentioned in non-Smash Bros. game
"I am committing vehicular manburger helper."
— Vernias
"Je m'appelle Brent."
— Brent
"The DK CHEEKS, dude."
— Nick
"MY WIENER IS HUGE!"
— Nick
"Please become funny."
— Vernias
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"
— Nick whenever someone criticizes him for something
"You see, in the real world, he's a loser. But in game, we're the losers."
— Sophist describing Brent
"Stop thinking with your dick and think with your brain!"
— Vernias before a game of Pie Hard
"They said be there or be square and this guy didn't show up."
— Brent whenever there is a character shaped like a square or cube
"Where's MY reward for being bad at the game?"
— Sophist when Nick gets a Bullet Bill
"March, march, march. We are the marching Eevees!"
— Vernias' sing-song about Ant-Troopers
"Man, look at all those Eevees!"
— Brent whenever he sees an enemy during their playthrough of Super Mario 3D World
"What is the opposite of like not getting laid? How do you gain virginity?"
— Vernias
"VERNIAS! YOU RAT!"
— Brent when Vernias' golf ball slightly nudges his in Golf With Your Friends
"Editor, put in a green screen car crash effect right here."
— Sophist
"You should jump into Magma Mountain NOW!!! Drown in the lava NOW!!!"
— Vernias to Nick during a game of Mario Party 1
"Weave! Weave! Weave!"
—Vernias
"Bro, this is the worst fucking job on the planet! Who wants to do this, too?! For like minimum wage!? Fuck this shit, dude."
— Brent while playing Lethal Company
"Bowser! I need to get my dick sucked!"
— Vernias
"They should invent a new slur just for Shy Guy, bro."
— Nick
"That’s what you get!"
— Nick
"Say you're not a gamer without saying you're not a gamer."
— Sophist
"That's how Mario Party always is, bro! When something bad happens to you: "This is worst game in the world!" When something good happens to you: "This is the best game in the world!""
— Brent
"Whoever you find most attractive is not necessarily a freak!"
— Nick
"Today, I will be a bad person."
— Vernias
"No, Sophist, that's not where the clitoris is located."
— Vernias
