There are a lot of bad games. Some of them are even considered to be the worst games ever – is this one of them? It kinda is. But you shouldn't find Paper Wars compared to any of those! It’s just too bad to be even ranked ! This is a warning: do not even try to play it!
—Paper Wars, Game Overview
Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill Hell's, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
You wanted the worst, you got the worst. The one... The only... Limp Bizkit. You wanted the best? Then go buy the fuckin' Backstreet Boys CD!
— Limp Bizkit, outro of Significant Other
These are probably the worst pies in London
I know why nobody cares to take them
I should know, I make them
I know why nobody cares to take them
I should know, I make them
—Mrs. Lovett, "The Worst Pies in London" from Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
"Edgar Vautrine. You don't want the very best. You want cheap. And I got cheap."
— Edgar Vautrine, proprietor of Edgar's Discount Spells, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac. It sucks more than anything. [Man slams door] Gotta work on that.
— Stan Pines, Gravity Falls, “Dreamscaperers”
Cesare: His burgers are bad, but mine are a hundred percent worse. We're practically selling charcoal on a bun.
Doctor: Our burgers make yours look like beef wellington. [echoed] Like the apple Eve gave unto Adam.
Cesare: It's highway robbery. It's criminal. (laughs) Nobody could even digest what we're making.
Billie: (to Penny and Tim) How... is that a good thing?
Penny: Yeah, uh... hold on—
Tim: (shouting) How is that a good thing?
Doctor: You fools! This is a themed restaurant. People only come here to make humorous Instagram posts about our absurd burgers.
Frances: The worse the food, the better the sales.
Cesare: Bad food sells burgers, Steve! Bad food sells burgers. Ready the cannon...
Penny: Wow, what a strange business model.
Doctor: Our burgers make yours look like beef wellington. [echoed] Like the apple Eve gave unto Adam.
Cesare: It's highway robbery. It's criminal. (laughs) Nobody could even digest what we're making.
Billie: (to Penny and Tim) How... is that a good thing?
Penny: Yeah, uh... hold on—
Tim: (shouting) How is that a good thing?
Doctor: You fools! This is a themed restaurant. People only come here to make humorous Instagram posts about our absurd burgers.
Frances: The worse the food, the better the sales.
Cesare: Bad food sells burgers, Steve! Bad food sells burgers. Ready the cannon...
Penny: Wow, what a strange business model.
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Character: I don't know why I'm drinking this.
Character: I don't know why I'm drinking this.
Nobody likes the opening band
Their set time's far too early
And I've never heard of them
And chances are they won't go far
Career is sure to end
'Cause no one likes an opening band
Their set time's far too early
And I've never heard of them
And chances are they won't go far
Career is sure to end
'Cause no one likes an opening band
— I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, "Nobody Likes The Opening Band"
