Quotes / Nothing Exciting Ever Happens Here

This village. Is so. Dull!

Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
King Harkinian: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

We live on the most boring street in the United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen -- period.
Buzz, Home Alone

It's just been really boring around here.
Noah Maxwell, Tribe Twelve, a few videos before something happened that made things a bit more interesting.

Tower: Hey man, you smell that?
Jackson: Smell what?
Tower: Smells like... it's like... another babysittin' job to me, man!
Jackson: Heh heh, no shit man!
Red Shirt: Babysitting job, my ass! This has training mission written all over it! Why else would they withhold our orders for so long, huh?
—The intro of Half-Life: Opposing Force, minutes before all hell breaks loose

This is just a small, quiet mountain community where nothing out of the ordinary ever really happens, except for the occasional complete destruction of the entire town.
News Reporter, South Park