Quotes / Nothing Exciting Ever Happens Here

This village. Is so. Dull!

Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
King Harkinian: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

We live on the most boring street in the United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen -- period.
Buzz, Home Alone

It's just been really boring around here.
Noah Maxwell, Tribe Twelve, a few videos before something happened that made things a bit more interesting.

Tower: Hey man, you smell that?
Jackson: Smell what?
Tower: Smells like... it's like... another babysittin' job to me, man!
Jackson: Heh heh, no shit man!
Red Shirt: Babysitting job, my ass! This has training mission written all over it! Why else would they withhold our orders for so long, huh?
— The intro of Half-Life: Opposing Force, minutes before all hell breaks loose

This is just a small, quiet mountain community where nothing out of the ordinary ever really happens, except for the occasional complete destruction of the entire town.
News Reporter, South Park

"We sent our own April Kline to Hawkins to speak to residents, residents who told us they thought they lived in a safe town. The kind of town where, they say, nothing ever happens."
News reporter, Stranger Things


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