History Quotes / NothingExcitingEverHappensHere

-->-- The intro of ''[[VideoGame/HalfLife1 Half-Life: Opposing Force]]'', minutes before [[AlienInvasion all hell]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt breaks loose]]

-->-- '''Buzz''', ''Film/HomeAlone''

->''"Once it was finally finished, the Death Star was the Emeperor's favorite toy. It was also the most boring assignment in the galaxy for a stormtrooper. Tedious inspection drills, endless hours of guarding impregnable force field generators...things got so bad that when a prison riot erupted in a cell block we were almost happy to have someone shooting at us again. If only we knew what an embarassing snipe storm we'd wade into...we probably would have jettisoned the whole detention block into space."''

'''Jon:''' Now that is exactly what someone would say is something much ''does'' happen around here after dark.

-->-- [[VideoGame/EarthBoundBeginnings Ninten]], ''[[https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9920341/2/ MOTHER - The Novelization]]''

-->-- [[TheNthDoctor The Eleventh Doctor]], ''Series/DoctorWho''

->''I guess growing up there wasn't really bad, per say, it was just monotonous and lifeless. Every morning I would get up, either to the smell of Mom cooking bacon or the sound of my kid sisters arguing over who's turn it was to walk the dog. I'd dress myself the same way I always did, with the same striped T-shirt and the same red neckerchief. I'd walk to school, try to stay awake for the next eight hours, more often than not struggling under an armload of homework. Mimmie always insisted that I help her with hers anyway, though, so that didn't really matter. And the rest of each day was spent doing what every other kid did when there was nothing better to do: reading comics, watching TV, or playing video games. Every Saturday I rode my bike around town a bit, every Sunday Mom took us all to church, and every so often, if we were lucky, Dad would come home for a few days. I was an okay kid, I suppose, who got okay grades, had an okay family, and if having a few people in your class who didn't annoy the living daylights out of you counted as friends, then yeah, I had okay friends.''

->''This village. Is so. Dull!''

->'''Welles:''' So what do people do for fun around here?

-->--[[TheNthDoctor The Eleventh Doctor]], ''Series/DoctorWho''

-->--''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]''

-->--'''Buzz''', ''Film/HomeAlone''

-->--'''Noah Maxwell''', ''WebVideo/TribeTwelve'', a few videos before [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos something]] happened that made things a bit more [[NightmareFuel interesting]].

-->--The intro of ''[[VideoGame/HalfLife1 Half-Life: Opposing Force]]'', minutes before [[AlienInvasion all hell]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt breaks loose]]

-->--'''News Reporter''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

-->--'''News reporter''', ''Series/StrangerThings''

->''"We sent our own April Kline to Hawkins to speak to residents, residents who told us they thought they lived in a safe town. The kind of town where, they say, nothing ever happens.

-->--'''Buzz''', ''HomeAlone''

-->--'''Noah Maxwell''', ''TribeTwelve'', a few videos before [[TheSlenderManMythos something]] happened that made things a bit more [[NightmareFuel interesting]].

-->--The intro of ''VideoGame/{{Half-Life|1}}: Opposing Force'', minutes before [[AlienInvasion all hell]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt breaks loose]]

-->--''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]''

-->--'''Noah Maxwell''', ''TribeTwelve'', a few videos before [[TheSlenderManMythos something]] happened that made things [[ItGotWorse a bit more]] [[NightmareFuel interesting]].

-->--The intro of ''VideoGame/HalfLife Opposing Force'', minutes before [[AlienInvasion all hell]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt breaks loose]]

->'''RedShirt:''' Babysitting job, my ass! This has training mission written all over it! [[GodzillaThreshold Why else]] [[TemptingFate would they withhold our orders for so long, huh?]]

-->--[[TheNthDoctor The Eleventh Doctor]], ''DoctorWho''

->--''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]''

->--'''Buzz''', ''HomeAlone''
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