Quotes / Not Even Bothering with the Accent

"Dad, why are you Scottish?"

"“Born in Dresden,” M explains. “Fled from East Germany in the sixties. French passport. Speaks at least five languages, no accent.” He forgets another key detail that contributes to Zorin’s ambiguous origins: he sounds like Christopher Walken."

"In the very best Schwarzenegger movies, they never, ever bother explaining his accent and give him a regular ol' American name like 'Ben Richards' or, um, 'Johnny Matrix.' So when I read this description of his new movie Maggie, I was sold. I mean, just look at that picture. Then imagine him saying 'Auugh! My dauda isss a zahmbie!' Gold."
Topless Robot, "Arnold Schwarzenegger as a Midwestern Farmer With a Zombie Daughter Fills Me With Glee"

Chris: Don’t even pretend that you don’t love Christopher Lambert.
Matt: I won’t and I never will! He’s the thinking man’s funny-accented action hero.
Chris: Them’s fightin’ words.
Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on Mortal Kombat

"I love Sean Connery. You know why? 'Cause he doesn't mess around with actin', he doesn't show off. Actin'?! He's a movie star! When Sean Connery is an— plays an Irish cop in The Untouchables, he's like, 'Yesh, that'sh right, I'm a Irish cop. Begorah.' When he plays a Russian submarine commander in The Hunt for Red October, he's like, 'Yesh, that'sh right, I'm a Russian shubmarine commander. You know it, I know it, I'm Sean Connery, you're lucky I'm in thish piece of shit, now let'sh get on with it.'"